Enjoy, la cucarachas…
BTW- bite the walls (add bitch)
TMI- the most incredible (aka me)
ASAP- after someone's apple phones
ATM- about that mansion
TGIF- that girl is fake
FML- fingering my lady(haha)
IKTINAABIOASR- I know this is not an abbreviation but I'm on a sugar rush!
I love your brother! If you ain't got one...

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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...