Love is when i can't pay attention in class because im too busy writing my first name with his last name.
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Thanks to all those people that ask the awkward questions that yahoo answer because now, we don't have to.
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I'm soooo jealous of my parents. I don't think i will ever have a daughter as pretty as the one they have.
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but she is a MOTHER so we should respect her.
Just sayin'
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Sometimes i wished i could call or google the things i've misplaced.
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Just wondering..why do brain cells die, hair follicle cells die, skin cells die but fat cells DON'T die?
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I have to admit, God was just showing off his skills when he created me.
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Human brain: forgets what we want to remember but remembers what we want to forget.
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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
