May: Can I can I can I can I can I can???
Ace: Why not I have school work to do.
May: YAY
Ash: What are you doing?
Ace: Letting May do the chapter I'm busy.
Ash: Nononono. Mistake mistake MISTAKE
May: So in honor of the first day of May~ Let's play Monopoly!
Brock: I'm down.
Dawn: Yea it could be fun.
Ash: HA! You fools! I am the Monopoly MASTER. THERE'S NO BEATING-
Ash is the first one to hit bankruptcy
Misty: Lmao
May: Ash, you have horrible money management.
Brock: Why did you get so many houses so early on?
Ash: It- I.. It was a good idea in my head.
May: We know you don't make the best ideas.
Dawn rolls dice
Dawn: Oh sweet. I'm heading to jail.
May: Why are you glad about that?
Dawn: While you guys get bankrupt, I'll be here CHILLIN.
Brock: Damn. This obviously isn't her first Monopoly game.
Misty: Stupid asspulll.
Dawn: Just because you're talking in italics doesn't mean I can't hear you...
Brock and Misty: Shut up.
Ash: Can we start a new gameeee. I wanaaa playyy.
May: It's your fault for losing.
Ash: How am I supposed to win?
May; Get better lol
Ash: *twitches*
Ash: Hey May... I heard you just bought I new contest dress.
May: Yea! It's so kawaii. I'm sure to win this next one.
Ash: Alright. I'ma go get some Kool-Aid and admire May's dress. By the way, you might need to buy some detergent.
May: Ok!
Ash: *Walks away*
May: Wait wait wait. Detergent is what you put in WASHING MACHINES. ASH NO!
May: *Runs after Ash*
Brock: Guess she's out of the game.
Dawn: I'm taking her property and cash.
Misty: Uh no?
Dawn: Uh yes? As her bestest friend I shall take over her profit and use it for my personal gain.
Misty: I'm her bestest friend.
Dawn: No I am.
Misty: I am.
Brock: Ash is her bestest friend.
Dawn: Isn't he everyone's bestest friend?
Brock: Yea.
Misty: That thot.
Dawn: Fricking simp.
Brock: Yea.
...
Dawn: *Takes May's cash*
Misty: OI BISH.
*The two start fighting*
Brock: Yea this is way more entertaining.
7 Hours Pass (accurate time of a Monopoly game)
Misty: I... WIN.
Brock: Can you call it a win?
Misty: Er-
Brock: You sent Dawn to the hospital, May has to buy a new dress cause of Kool Aid juice, and Ash is a sore loser.
Ash: Shut.
Brock: Shut.
Ash: Speaking of which, how are we paying for Dawn's hospital bills?
Misty: Uh. There should be some more Monopoly dollars somewhere.
Brock: Right I'll look for some.
Ash: Same here.
*Ace gets back*
Ace: Geez. Why am I not surprised?
Misty: Shush. We need Monopoly dollars for Dawn's recovery.
Ace: The hospital doesn't take Monopoly money.
Ash, Brock, Misty: EH?! WHY NOT?!
Ace: I dunno maybe cause it's NOT REAL MONEY.
Brock: Dang. How are we gonna pay now?
Misty: Let's just take her to a Pokemon Center. It's free.
Brock: You right.
Ash: Alright I'll go catch her.
Misty: Thot.
Ash: Shut up or you're next in my collection.
Brock: Collection?
Ash: It seems I've said too much. Gotta blast. *Runs off*
Misty: Get BACK HERE.
Brock: What a day.
Ace: May is dumb.
May: Now why would you say that. That's mean.
Ace: Not you May I meant May.
May: I'm the only May here.
Ace: I take back what I said. May is dumb.
May: That's the same thing you said EARLIER! HMPH.
Ace: I'm ending it here..
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
