Mallow: Surprising that this book has gone on for 87 episodes but no real shipping romance huh?
Ace (me): Yea, you're right... Let's change that! Below average chapter!
D. Pikachu: Shouldn't we be preparing for Area 51?!
Ash: Shh. It's filler time!
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Dawn: Since it's shipping time... marry me?
Paul: No. No. Thousand times no.
Dawn: But why.
Paul: Wynaut.
Dawn: Yea on second thought, don't marry me.
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Serena: Why. Won't. You. Give. Amourshipping. A. Chance.
Ace (me): It's too popular. We gotta give the other girls some love. Like Iris.
Iris: What are you saying about me.
May: Actually, you kinda struck down all other ships when you put Ash with Miette.
Ace (me): I guess I did. Check it out guys, I'm gonna reset the canon.
Miette: WAIT! Can I say my goodbyes?
Ace (me): If you can say them in 30 seconds.
Miette: Ash, I'll always love you.
Ash: And I second that!
Miette: Can you at least say it back?
Ash: Fine. I lo-
Ace (me): RESET!
Ash: What was I saying.
Serena: That you looooove me?
Ash: No that's not it.
Ace (me): Now things can get funky
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Misty: Ash wanna go out.
May: No me
Dawn: No me
Iris: Eh
Serena: you better pick me...
Ash: Uhhh. Yes, no, maybe, so?
Misty, May, Dawn, Serena: So it's a date!
Iris: Eh.
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Gary: Ash took all the girls. Now there's none left for us.
Clemont: I don't really mind, being in a relationship is liking being in prison.
Cilan: He's the main character, it's like mandatory he takes all the girls.
Max: Ace, weren't you dating Lil-
Ace (me): SHUT.
Max: Lie-
Ace (me): QUIET!
Sophocles: Don't worry fellas. Once Gen 8 comes out, there will be a lot more hotties. I'm personally eyeing Sonia.
Boys: Ahahaha
Sophocles: What the heck guys. What's wrong with that?!
Gary: First grow a couple more feet, then we'll tell ya.
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Misty: So Ash, how's life?
Ash: Life. The grand mystery. No one really knows how we got here. Even though we're fictional characters, I'm still up at night wondering. Will this world ever come to an end? What's the point of getting up everyday. We're just filling time. Time. Time is just a human construct that we have made to pass time. Who decided that a second was a second. Who decided that one Earth rotation is a day. Yet we've built ourselves on the construct. Slaving to it. You don't need to count time second to second, but you can be aware of time having passed. An animal doesn't count time but it is aware that there is a flow of time. So maybe time exists outcome of mental constructs? Time isn't real. Nothing is real.
Misty: Uh huh. So are you not going to ask about life?
Ash: Yea! How's you're life.
Misty: I dunno. Thinking of buying a bow.
Ash: I'd think it'd look good on you.
Misty: Aww thanks!
May: Alright you're done.
*May pushes Misty*
May: Ash, am I fat?
Ash: No?
May: Exactly! I'm thicC!
Serena: There is a MAJOR difference between FAT and THICC! AND YOU'RE JUST FAT!
May: AND YOU'RE JUST SKIN AND BONES!
Dawn: Is it my turn yet?
May and Serena: Just 5 more minutes
Dawn: But Mom said it's MY TURN ON THE ASH!
Ash: Uhh. Can I share my thoughts?
Serena: Here's some paper and pen. We'll read it AFTER we're done fighting.
*Fighting continues*
Iris: Hey Ash, wanna see a movie.
Ash: Sure, this may take a while.
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*Ash and Iris get back from watching Logistics*
Ash: Sup guys.
*Max crawling to Ash*
Max: wHerE hAVe YoU bEEn? iT's BeEN 35 dAYS!
Iris: They're still fighting?
Cilan: yES!
Gary: Please say you and Ash are a couple so this madness can end?
Ash: But we're not.
Clemont: DAMNITTTTT
Brock: I hate to say this Ash, but you gotta take 1 of them. Or this world will end.
Ash: C'mon! Can't I just be single.
Brock: Fanbase won't allow it.
Ash: Dang.
Iris: It's fine Ash. You just gotta choose one.
Ash: I don't. Google does. YO GIRLS.
Serena: SENPAI IS BACK
Ash: Hey Google!
Google: Yes?
Ash: Buy an Alexa.
Google: stfu Ash.
Ash: Okay for real, pick a number between 1 and 4.
Google: Beep boop picking...
May: GasP
Dawn: Whooo coooould it beee
Misty: Poke! Poke! Poke!
Serena: Google knows I should be with Ash. Like the fanart. All of it!
Ace (me): Ya know. This would be a perfect time to have a cliffhanger don't ya think?
Serena: Please no.
Misty: You're purely evil aren't you.
Max: No! Don't leave us like this!
Ace (me): Hehe. Byee
Cilan: NOOOO
Dawn: I HATE YOU
Ash: Oh we're all gonna die.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
