Mecha Gary: This is gonna be a piece of cake.
SS3 Ash: I'm gonna eat that cake. You're gonna be eating my dust!
Zack: The end to this arc, begins now!
~Previously on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters~
Lillie: Is it me or Ash and Gary are really at each other's throats?
Mallow: What makes you think that?
Ash: GARY! WHERE'S THE MILK?!
Gary: I drank it dumbass.
Ash: THAT WAS THE LAST CARTON!
Gary: And does it look like I care?
Mallow: Ya know what, I understand what you mean. There's only one thing to do.
Mallow: PEER COUNSELING!
Lillie: You're a peer counselor?
Mallow: Well I worked with one, but...
*screams of children heard in the background*
Mallow: Ya know, we shouldn't focus on the past...
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~~Iris steps out of room for .003 seconds~~
~~Ash and Gary are on the ground with fire n' stuff everywhere. Also the apocalypse behind them~~
Mallow: ~looks at destroyed world around them~ Now that I think 'bout it, this may not have been the best idea..
Lillie: Ya think.
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Ash: Gary? Why can't you just like me huh?! Why you gotta be so rude?!
Gary: You stole the show Ash. YOU STOLE THE SHOW!
Ash: What?
Gary: I USED TO BE ON SCREEN ALL THE TIME. YOUR RIVAL, A SNARKY BOY. BUT THEN AFTER THE JOHTO LEAGUE YOU STARTED GETTING NEW RIVALS AND LEAVING ME IN THE DUST. I STARTED APPEARING LESS AND LESS UNTIL BOOM! YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME YOU CAME BACK TO KANTO!
Ash: Wow. Gary. I'm sorry. I-It's just I've been busy-
Gary: BUSY WITH WHAT ASH? MAKING FRIENDS AND THEN LEAVING THEM BEHIND SAYING YOU'LL MEET AGAIN BUT DON'T? YOU MESSED UP ASH. AND NOW, I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP!
*Robotic mech rises from the ground and Gary enters*
*Pit of fire appears with Pikachu hanging on one rope and food hanging on another*
Gary: Now Ash. Who's it gonna be? Food or your best buddy Pikachu?
Ash: Gary! Please don't! HAVE MERCY!
Gary: Wrong answer.
*Gary drops both Pikachu and the food in the fire*
Ash: Gary...I tried to reason with you. But when anyone messes with my food, I WILL NOT FORGIVE!!!
Ash: I will make you SUFFER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
??? Ash: I have gone past the limits of an average Super Saiyan, multiplying my base strength by 400! This is SUPER SAIYAN 3!
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
