Zack: IT'S BEEN 10,000 YEARS. lol ok chapter time.
*Serena looks at title*
Serena: Who. Who. Who. Who. WHO TOOK ASH AWAY FROM ME?!
Brock: It's obvious. Remember the chapter called Questions II?
Serena: So?!
Brock: In that chapter it is revealed that Ash and Erika are dating.
Ash: Huh? Me and Erika aren't dating.
Serena: Phew
Brock: Wow I was wrong.
Erika: TF?! SINCE WHEN!
Ash: I mean I don't know. Since now.
Brock: Alright then. It's not her, then who?
Miette: *walks in room* What ya guys talking about.
Serena: Ash is dating someone other than me.
Miette: Oh guilty as charged.
Lillie: Omfl
Serena: Nononono.
Ash: Guys I'm dating Miette.
Serena: WHY ARCEUS WHY! WHY DO YOU HATE MY SOUL!
Ash: Ummm.
Serena: *sOB*
Ash: It's okay Serena..
Serena: It's not OKAY. NOTHING IS OKAY.
Brock: Wow Ash. I'm speechless. Congrats.
Serena: DON'T CONGRATULATE HIM.
Lillie: Great job Ash.
Ash: Thanks guys. Anyway I should get going. See ya! *leaves*
Serena: How.
Miette: huh?
Serena: How did you get Ash?
Miette: I don't know. I guess when I saw him fighting Gary I remembered why I liked him in the first place. I was nice to him, we went out for food, and hung out at my place and bam. Pretty simple really.
Serena: sigh.
Miette: Hey I'm sorry. I know you really liked Ash and I just-
Serena: It's okay. I never cared for that motherf*cker anyway.
Brock: D-Did I just miss something.
Serena: Nope not at all! See ya! *leaves*
Lillie: It looks like she terminated all her feelings for Ash that quickly.
Miette: Wow. That was easy. Alright I'm gonna go find Ash. *leaves*
Erika: So uh Brock.
Brock: No.
Erika: FOR REAL. YOU OF ALL PEOPLE. *leaves*
Brock: So uh. You gonna-
Lillie: *leaves*
Brock: That's what I thought.
*Ash walks back in*
Ash: Yo Brock! You ok?
Brock: sigh
Ash: Crap he's so depressed that he's started saying sigh.
Brock: sIGh
Ash: What do you want.
Brock: Oh it's nothing. You wouldn't understand.
Ash: Okay then see ya.
Brock: sigh. SIGH. SIgH.
Ash: For the love of- what do you want!
Brock: Wow. You actually want to hear?! I can't believe it! Someone cares and-
Ash: You have 20 seconds.
Brock: I'mafraidofbeingforeveralone.
Ash: Well that sounds like a personal problem sooo.
Brock: Please Ash! You got yourself a girlfriend! And that's saying something.
Ash: I mean. I guess you're right. Alright. I'll help you with your relationship problems.
Brock: sniff. For real?
Ash: Yes. But please don't say your actions out loud. It's weird.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
