Ace: Ngl I just wanted to write something
Ash: Further develop other characters?
Ace: Nah
Goh: Goku's in FORTNITEEE
Goh: Ash, credit card please
Ash: Stfu go beg Chloe
Goh: Fineeeee
Chloe: You better not, I'm living off a student's salary
Goh: Ha student loans, should've dropped out like me
Ash: Look where you are now.
Chloe: You should learn to make your own money, we can go work at Burger King
Goh: not a functioning member of society
Ash: Good luck, go make some minimum wage
Goh: I'm not ready to be a stable member of society
Goh applies for Burger King and somehow lands the job. Chloe decided she should apply just to make sure he doesn't burn the building to the ground.
Goh: Why did I even apply, no one eats here
Chloe: Hey people eat here. Remember for your 5th birthday our parents to all of us to Burger King?
Goh: We asked for Chuck E Cheeses
Chloe: And this was the next best thing
Sophocles: Can I have a Big Mac
Goh: I know your dumb fatass did not just order a Big Mac and Burger King
Sophocles: You- You are just, horrible
Goh: Yea yea we've heard it already move along
Chloe: You can't be scaring the customers, we gotta cherish every single one we get, cause we might never get another one ever again.
Goh: Okay but he asked for a Big Mac
Chloe: Then make this Big Mac
Goh: I really do not see how I'm in the wrong
The rest of the work day proceeded as normal. Whatever you call normal.
Goh: So how much did we make?
Chloe: Like 250 Pokedollars
Goh: Each??
Chloe: ...
Goh: I'm quitting
Chloe: Wait
Goh: What
Chloe: I'm sure that, together, we can make the most out of it
Goh: Are you coming onto me?
Chloe: You ruined the moment, I'm not splitting the money
Goh: auughhh
Ash: So how'd it go
Chloe: swimmingly
Goh: never joining the work force again
Ash: well not everyone can be a champion like me, tough luck
Goh: please end the chapter
a/n: this is nothing I just felt like writing something off the top of my head
not like this entire story is off the top of my head
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
