The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters

Goh Finally Saves Chloe (Kinda)

Previously on the Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters:

Goh and Chloe set out the perform the Mew glitch in order to catch the elusive Pokemon Mew, however, after Goh was caught using a pirated copy of Pokemon Red, he blamed it on Chloe and had her sent to the Shadow Realm.

Now with the help of Ash, the financial backing of Lillie and her family, and the use of Dawn's shiny Giratina, the team has made their move into the shadow realm, where the quest to save Chloe can finally begin. 

Ash: So this is the shadow realm, where dreams go to die

Lillie: So your dream of becoming a Pokemon master is here?

Ash: You're gonna eat those words in a couple of months, just wait. 

Goh: Guys that's not important! We have to save my girlfriend!

Ash: That's huge cap man. 

Lillie: Yea thats definitely self-proclaimed.

Goh: And what if it is??

Lillie: Ever heard of consent? 

Goh: Is that a food?

Giratina: Wow. Personally I would not go for that. 

Ash: Guys I really wanna finish this arc. 

Tracey: Hey guys! 

Lillie: Oh boy it's mister irrelevant. Have to come to finally get your revenge on us?

Tracey: Nah. Since the multiverse arc got scraped and canceled, I have been forcibly sent to this realm to pay for my crimes. 

Ash: Sounds fun. 

Tracey: Not really. I've been eating rocks for the past 2 and a half years. It does disastrous things to your digestive system lemme tell you. 

Goh: Like what areas. 

Tracey: For one the liver, and the pancreas. Detrimental. But, since you can't die in this realm, I've just been endlessly suffering. 

Ash: Goh, please don't entertain him. 

Goh: Why? I feel like we have a lot in common. What do you find best in a waifu?

Tracey: Personality.

Goh: Yea this guy's a fraud, let's go find Chloe. 

Tracey: Oh, if you're talking about the girl that just came through here, she went thataway. 

Lillie: That's the first useful thing you've said in a long time. 

Tracey: Thanks, I appreciate it.  

Insert montage of them adventuring the land and whatnot.

Tracey: This should be it. 

Ash: Wow, lots of crystals. 

Lillie: Maybe this is what the next Pokemon gimmick will be. 

Ash: Ha, wouldn't that be funny. 

Goh: Woah guys! I found Chloe. And she's looking good. Better than usual. 

The characters looked up to see a human-sized crystal. 

Ash: She's comatose and immobilized inside a crystal. 

Goh: Did I stutter?

Lillie: You are a strange man. 

Ash: Whatever, let's just get her out. Lucario I choose you!