(the 3rd episode that no one asked for, but I gave anyway... don't question me)
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Pikachu: Damn girl give me the boy!
Misty: No he's mine! I fished him!
Pikachu: We're in a f**king forest, how are you gonna cook him.
Misty: I'll eat him RAW.
Ash: This is probably the only time 2 living things will fight over me.
Pikachu: Ash! Stop talking and use GUN!
Ash: I kinda left it over by that tree over there.
Pikachu: Dammit we need more PP!
Ash: I still have my PP, lemme pull it out.
Pikachu: Ew no. Stop.
Misty: I wanna see it.
Pikachu: No Ash don't do it!
*Ash put his hand in his pants and pulled out............... some PokePuffs*
Ash: Look! PP!
Misty: Ooo.
*Misty eats*
Misty: Nom Nom.
Misty: I'm full.
Pikachu: So you won't eat the boy?
Misty: Oh I will. Just not now.
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Pikachu: Alright Ash, let's catch some Pokemon.
Ash: But how. I only have 1 move that insta-kills.
Pikachu: Idgaf figure it out.
Ash: Hey Misty.
Misty: Um my food doesn't talk.
Ash: Uh right. But I'm not talking. We're having a, er, telepathic conversation.
Misty: Eh. E for Effort.
Ash: Listen do you have any Pokemon?
Misty: Yea I did.
Ash: Did?
Misty: Yea. I ate them.
Ash: Oh. Can you give me Pokeballs at least?
Misty: No I ate them.
Ash: Is there anything you don't eat?
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
