Rip If the Pokémon Characters Had Facebook. So very funny and unexpected.
Oh and apparently hello If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare. That's what I get for stalling on this chapter.
Sylveon12 You did a good job.
Zack: I'm sure you guys are familiar to the very popular Pokémon fanfiction called: "If the Pokémon Characters Had Facebook"
Everyone: Indeed.
Zack: So I was thinking, what if I did that, but with a different social media platform.
Arceus: Stupid! What platform would you even use?
Zack: Well I was thinking MySpace.
Cosmog: Ha! You think your funny.
Zack: Ok then Tumblr.
Moltres: We can't afford one of the humans turning off Safe Mode.
Zack: Right right. Maybe Instagram or Snapchat.
Zapdos: FaceTime.
Articuno: Hangouts
Ho-oh: Music.ly
Celebi: Wattpad.
Diance: Based on this story? I don't think so.
Lugia: Tinder.
Mew: HELL NO. They're 10! I can already hear the FBI...
Ditto: Shut up. Everyone just shut up. How about Discord. Lots of people are using it.
Everyone: Hmm pretty good.
Arceus: Hold up one question. You sure they wouldn't use any nsfw channels?
Ditto: I got that covered.
Zack: Alright then, let's do this!
Ditto: What do you mean "let's"? You're writing this by yourself.
Zack: Sigh.
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---> Ash_Master has joined the server.
Ash_Master: Aww yeah, joined the server. Who running this anyway?
Champ.Gary: Hello.
Ashy-boy: Nuts.
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MallowMakesFood: Gary! Why did you change Ash's nickname?! I thought you two were friends again!
Champ.Gary: We are. But who says I still can't tease him.
WarmLillie: Oh come on this meme is dead.
Champ.Gary: No meme dies in my eyes.
BrockObama: Gary Motherf*cking Oak.
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SerenaBaby: @everyone
MistyMisty: Yes?
SerenaBaby: NO!
SerenaBaby: @everyone
TodayisMay: What?
SerenaBaby: NO! NONONONONO!
SerenaBaby: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone
SerenaBaby: WHY WOULDN'T MY ASHY-POO REPLY TO MEEEEE.
PerformerMiette: Cause my Ash is a man and doesn't play with crybabies.
SerenaBaby: REEEEEEEEEE
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*Ash_Master and PerformerMiette Direct Messages*
Ashy-boy: Thanks for calling me a man
PerformerMiette: Yeah but your nickname is kinda contradicting my statement. Let's change that.
Ash_Master: Wow you can do that?
PerformerMiette: Yeah Gary gave me these permissions after I agreed to sub to his new YouTube channel.
Ash_Master: Hey you wanna get like some food or something.
PerformerMiette: Only if you promise not to eat it all~
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SerenaWoman: I feel like a part of my soul just died.
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MaximumMax added Clemont to the group
MaximumMax added TodayisMay to the group
MaximumMax: help
MaximumMax changed the channel name to No bonnie
MaximumMax: She wouldn't leave me alone.
Clemont: Well what did you do?
MaximumMax: I called her BonnieBunny
TodayisMay: Oh cute.
MaximumMax: And deadly.
TodayisMay added BonnieBunny to the group
MaximumMax: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
TodayisMay: Cause I'm bored. And I like seeing people in tough situations.
Clemont: Mad lady.
BonnieBunny: MAXY-WAXY!
TodayisMay: Awwwww
MaximumMax: NO.
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*The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters Cast Direct Messages*
AceZackary (me): @everyone WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY!
WarmLillie: NOOOOOOOOO
BrockObama: GO AWAY.
MistyMisty: NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.
IrisintheIris: YOU NEVER UPDATE.
DropofDawnandGreaseisGone: WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER BOOKS
AceZackary: shut up.
SerenaWoman: OI! HAS ANYONE SEEN MIETTE. I NEED TO KILL THAT BLUEBIRD WITH MY STONE.
Champ.Gary: Well she and Ash had gone offline for a while now.
Champ.Gary: Annnnd I should not have said that.
AceZackary: Annnnd she's offline.
Champ.Gary: Sooooo. I got a PokeCord bot for my server. Guys wanna try it out?
