Uh oh it's been awhile. Good thing I already had this trash written weeks ago....
(Here's number 6. Phew. Writing these takes no skill at all.)
The following is a non-profit, fan-base parody that PARODY'S the anime and us players AND gets worse and worse with each passing episode....read at your own risk
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Pikachu: Frick how did we get lost?! Ash are you reading that map correctly?!
Ash: Pikachu why did you even give me the map, I can't read.
Pikachu: Ash, the map is pictures, PICTURES!
Ash: Hey! Reading pictures are just as hard as words.
Brock: Some real dumbasses we got here huh?
Misty: Yeah.
Pikachu: Did you ever go to school?!
Ash: *starts to cry* Ever since my dad left-
Pikachu: No! Not again.
Misty: Hey look at that, it's a school.
Brock: It's Pokemon Technical Institute!
Pikachu: Oh no. I wanted to skip this episode... But Ash you really need the learning. Ash I'm enrolling you in school.
Ash: Gasp! High School Anime time?!
Misty: Yes! My dream to become a High School Anime girl has come true!
Pikachu: You guys aren't the age for high school.
Brock: Who cares honestly. Make sure you two get into real awkward situations! I'm gonna record every episode!
Pikachu: Misty, make sure Ash gets smarter! Don't come out until you do.
Misty: Looks like we're gonna be in high school for a long time Ash.
First Day of Pokemon Technical Institute
Misty: Where's Ash... He's gonna be late.
*Ash runs into class with toast in his mouth*
Ash: I love this.
Teacher: SIT DOWN YOU DISGRACEFUL F**K! YOU GEN Z C**TS ALL HORRIBLE AND DISRESPECTFUL!
Ash: Hm. Not completely wrong.
Joe: Ash... just please sit down. You know how teach gets.
Ash: I know I know Joe. So what type of high school anime is this? Do we have to kill the teacher, or we're all magical, or it's a har-
Giselle: Hey Ash let's mate.
Ash: Or harem. That's another one.
Misty: Uhm excuse me lady, but Ash is mine.
Giselle: Says who.
Misty: Says not you.
Teacher: CAN YOU SHUT UP I'M TEACHING!
Ash, Joe, Misty, Giselle: Can we use the bathroom?
Teacher: LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK.
At the school yard
Misty: Me.
Giselle: Me.
May: Me.
Giselle: Ahem, does it look like we're in Hoenn.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
