Mallow: I FINALLY GET TO SHARE MY THEORY!
~~Previously on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters~~
Mallow: Who is Ash's father?!? That is the question we are asking today.
Mallow: Ash's father is.....GOKU.
Mallow: Ok. Ash and Goku. So many similarities. First the hair.
Mallow: Then the appetite.
Mallow: Also, the personalities.
Ash likes to train.
Goku likes to train.
Ash befriends everyone.
Goku befriends everyone.
Ash is dense.
Goku is dense.
Brock: Whoa. Ok you can tell us that in the next chapter.
Mallow: Nooo. Let me explain my theory NOW!!!
~~Waits patiently for 2 months for the second part~~
Mallow: Like finally. Geez I waited so long.
Lana: This is going to be long.
Brock: I'll go get some popcorn.
Mallow: *breathes in* *breathes out*
Mallow: So one day, Goku decided he wanted to go dimension hopping.
Misty: Wait what?
Mallow: Don't ask.
Mallow: So he hopped into the Pokemon world as dense as can be looking for some strong people to fight.
Now, enter Delia. She is so very lonely since her spouse had left on a Pokemon journey and never returned for some reason. Anyway, the point is she's lonely and she needs pleasure.
Brock: Ok I'm stopping you right there. Remember, PG?
Mallow: Ugh fine. Let's see, how can I word this...
So Delia saw Goku and his well body and was pretty desperate.
Of course, all Goku wanted to do was train, so Delia says she has special training.
Lana: Oh god.
Mallow: So they do the crap with Goku completely being dense and unaware of all of this cause he was fast asleep.
Brock, Misty, Lana: .....
Mallow: So then Delia was pregnant. But Goku gotta go to his dimension so he left completely unaware of what just happened.
And then Delia had Ash and now Ash had never seen his father.
Brock: Nope I'm done.
Lana: No way that's true.
~~Suddenly outside Pallet Town, there was a dark cloud~~
Brock: What's going on?!
Ash: I don't know! Mom?
Delia: ...
*Out of the cloud, came a man in a orange Gi*
Misty: No way.
Mallow: *squeals*
Goku: Yo! I'm Son Goku!
Mallow: *Faints*
Ash: Uhh mom, who's that?
Delia: Goku...
You're father.
Zack: Oh damn. Drama bomb.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
