D. Pikachu: Seriously?! Part 2?! Pikachu is currently at Area 51 planning something big! And we're focused on SHIPPING.
Mallow: Face it. Everyone loves shipping 10 year olds
Lana: If you really think about it, it's kinda creepy.
Ace (me): But it's anime so it evens things out.
Lana: Don't people ship cartoon characters.
Ace (me): Yeah you're right. Shipping is just weird.
Serena: STOP DOING THIS STUPID INTRO AND GET TO THE CHAPTER.
Ace (me): no u.
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Google: BEEP BOOP Picking...
May: GasP
Dawn: Whooo coooould it beee
Misty: Poke! Poke! Poke!
Serena: Google knows I should be with Ash. Like the fanart. All of it!
Ash: Here it comes....
Google: 5
Ash: Google, 5 wasn't an option.
Google: Yea cause NONE of you deserve Ash! I do.
Ash: I dunno Google. Kinda not my type.
Google: WHAT. Oh I get it, you like AI's like Alexa and Siri! Even Cortana.
Ash: Actually it's because you are an AI.
Google: Oh I get it! Not "organic" enough?! Lemme just go take over the world see if you care!
Ash: I'd rather you not..
*Google Home powers down*
Ash: Huh. Interesting.
May: Well then.. I call dibs on Ash!
Dawn: You can't call dibs on a human being!
May: Just did! Whatchu gonna do about it?
Dawn: I'm gonna call you fat.
May: I'M NOT FAT!
Serena: Yes you are.
May: QUIET
Misty: Sigh. I'm the original.
May: That means you're old.
Misty: ;-;
*Ash began to cry*
Serena: gAsp! Ok which one f you f**kers made SENPAI CRY?!
Ash: Y-You.
Serena: GaSP. I might kill myself.
Ash: Oh no no. I meant all of you. Girls look around. There's s many people to choose from. Must you pick me? Make some other man happy. I'm happy enough with my Pokemon and my friends.
*cue "Aww" sound effect*
Serena: That's great and all but that doesn't tell us who you're choosing.
Ash: I'm choosing no one. Serena let it go.
Serena: GAsp for the 3rd time. I can NOT believe you Ash Ketchum! Are you breaking up with me?
Ash: What?! We aren't even dating.
Serena: Yeah cause I just broke up with you.
Ash: ...
Ash: I'm sick of love can we go to Area 51 already?
D. Pikachu: YES
Ace (me): NO! MORE FILLER!
Dawn: So Paul. I want you to marry me again.
Paul: For the love of-
Dawn: EXACTLY! LOVE! The wedding's on guys!
Paul: ...
Ash: It's okay Paul. It's okay.
Ace (me): Actually, I don't feel like describing a whole wedding. Just do it at court or somthing.
Dawn: Scoff. So lazy. C'mon P!
Paul: Don't call me that,
Dawn: Just did.
Misty: Well. I'm gonna go swim. By the way, has anyone seen Tracey?
Gary: I dunno. Last time we saw him was when me and Ash-y boy was getting our counseling.
Misty. Hmm. What a loss. Alright I'm out peace.
May: Guess I'll leave cause everyone else is. Max want some milk?
Max: What a very oddly specific question. And for some reason, I have the urge to yell YES!
Iris: Well since everyone is leaving, might as well too.
Cilan: C'mon gamers, it's Minecraft time!
Serena: Ash. You really don't love me?
Ash: Yerp, : P
Serena: Well... I guess it's time to move on...
Ash: Good job Serena, it's always good to move on. Wanna get an ice cream.
Serena: YES A DATE FINALLY!
Ash: 0_0 --_-- 0_0
Serena: Let's goooooooo!
D. Pikachu: Guys! Come back! We don't have time for this! Ugh! You people are hopeless. I should've stuck with the live action world.. sigh.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
