(one of my friends asked me to make a sequel that's more insane and darker than the original chapter... so here it is... I regret making this)
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Ash: Ugh where am I?
Pikachu: The Pokemon Center
Ash: But I'm a human...
Pikachu: Hospitals cost too much.
Ash: B-but what happened?
Pikachu: After all those Spearow knocked you out you landed in a river, a girl fished you up, tried to eat you, and out of the goodness of my heart I brought you here.
Ash: Oh, thank you Pika-
Pikachu: Also I own you.
Ash: ....
Ash: What
*Red-Headed Girl runs into PokeCenter*
Misty: WHERE'S MY DINNER I'M STARVING
Pikachu: Oh god, get into your Pokeball
Ash: Wait I have a Pokeba- AHH
*Ash enters his Pokeball*
Misty: HAVE. YOU. SEEN. MY. DINNER.
Pikachu: Unfortunately no psycho lady.
Misty: THEN SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY WAY.
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*Ash and Pikachu leave PokeCenter*
Ash: I feel like there was something for us to do back there...
Pikachu: What makes you say that.
*PokeCenter blows up*
Ash and Pikachu: Meh.
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*Team Rocket lands in front of Ash and Pikachu*
Jessie: WHERE WERE YOU TWO! WE BLEW UP THE WHOLE CENTER TO FIND YOU?!
James: EVER HEARD OF STICKING TO THE SCRIPT!
Pikachu: Listen, it's called Abridged for a reason. We gotta keep things speedy. Ash should be losing the league by now.
Ash: Wait what.
Meowth: Fight us you non-continual c****
Ash: WOAH THERE DUDE
Pikachu: Yea chill man. No need for the language. We'll battle. Ash I choose you.
Ash: No Pikachu, I'm supposed to choose you.
Pikachu: I told you I own you now.
Ash: But but, I can't fight!
Pikachu: Can you aim?
Ash: I guess.
Pikachu: Great. Here you go.
*Pikachu hands Ash a gun*
Ash: Huh?! Who, what, when, where, why, and how?!
Pikachu: Less talky talky, more shooty shooty.
James: Don't worry. He won't pull the trigger...
*gunshot*
Jessie: OH NO MEOWTH
Pikachu: Great. Another dead cat on the street. Take care of the rest so it doesn't get suspicious.
Ash: I don't know Pikachu, sounds kinda harsh..
Pikachu: ARE YOU DISOBEYING YOUR MASTER?!
Ash: NO PIKACHU-DONO YAMATE
*more gunshots*
Pikachu: Mmmm. Yes. More.
Ash: They're DEAD. Team Rocket is DEAD.
Pikachu: You've mastered your move gun! We're gonna speedrun this thing.
Ash: Will I learn any other moves?
Pikachu: No. This is the only move you need. This is how we beat gyms. THIS is how we win the league!
Ash: By killing people?
Pikachu: Precisely! Now come on, I gotta pump some drugs into you.
*misty secretly following*
Misty: He looks like a really good snacc. Can't wait to roast him alive.
Ace: These are seriously getting worse aren't they... Why did I even make a 2? Lol I'm gonna make a 3..
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