Zack:
OVER HERE IN ONE CORNER, HAILING FROM PALLET TOWN: ASH KETCHUM!
IN THE OTHER, ALSO HAILING FROM PALLET TOWN: GARY OAK
Gary: Don't put me behind that loser.
Ash: You're the loser today, Gary.
Gary: Pfft, as if. That's some big talk coming from you.
Ash: Oh Gary, you don't know what your up against.
Zack:
3...2...1...GO!
Gary:
Yo it's ya boi, Gary
Wimps stay back cuz it's gonna scary
Talking to that wannabe PKMN Master,
One big disaster,
Just some little kid you gotta look after.
Ash:
This party's now a bash,
with the champion Ash
Cause ya know how my Charizard beat your lame ass
You remember? The Johto league
I beat your trash Blastoise with much ease.
Gary:
The only reason you won was because of pure luck
Which is what you've been surviving on since you beat Brock.
I destroyed him with a simple Water Gun.
Plus, remember all those times that I have won?
Your best bet is to go back home with your winning leagues: none.
Ash:
May not be winning leagues, but I'm saving worlds
Saved all creation back in Diamond and Pearl
Your ego's not as big as the amount of badges I've earned
Go to Pokemon School, you must've learned.
Better buy a full heal, cause you just got burned.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DON'T DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!!
Zack: (But seriously who do you think won?)
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
