Lillie: Is it me or Ash and Gary are really at each other's throats?
Mallow: What makes you think that?
Ash: GARY! WHERE'S THE MILK?!
Gary: I drank it dumbass.
Ash: THAT WAS THE LAST CARTON!
Gary: And does it look like I care?
Mallow: Ya know what, I understand what you mean. There's only one thing to do.
Lillie: So what?
Mallow: PEER COUNSELING!
Lillie: You're a peer counselor?
Mallow: Well I worked with one, but...
Lillie: What?
*screams of children heard in the background*
Mallow: Ya know, we shouldn't focus on the past...
Lillie: Alright I'll go with it.
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Misty: Alright guys I'm you're peer counselor today.
Ash: You?! *snicker* Of all people?!
Gary: For once I actually agree with Ass Ketchum.
Misty: See you guys are already bonding...
Ash: Okay so what's lesson 2?
Misty: Work together to run away from the girl who's gonna kill you both.
Gary: Sounds like your holding a grudge.
Misty: ORLY?!
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Iris: Alright scrubs. Ground rules: Don't disturb me, I won't disturb you.
Ash: How is that supposed to help us?
Iris: idk man just figure something out yolo.
~~Iris steps out of room for .003 seconds~~
~~Ash and Gary are on the ground with fire n' stuff everywhere. Also the apocalypse behind them~~
Iris: WHAT THE FROAKIE DID YOU DO?
Gary: The real questions is, what did we not do?
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Mallow: ~looks at destroyed world around them~ Now that I think 'bout it, this may not have been the best idea..
Lillie: Ya think.
Mallow: Lol. Jk yolo swag. Cliffhanger yo.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
