(Number 5... Wow. No words.)
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Last time, our favorite and too innocent trainer, Ash Ketchum, suffered his first gym loss. And is spending the rest of his life in jail.
Along with his sadistic Pikachu.
*Misty runs to Ash and Pikachu's cell*
Misty: Found you I win!
Ash: We weren't playing hide and seek.
Misty: Well not anymore. I won.
Ash: And what happened to you?
Misty: Well first there was this big strong man! And then he grabbed me and... actually I have a video.
Pikachu: Please no.
Misty: I said I was going to eat him, but instead he ate ME!
Ash: What a twist!
Pikachu: Ugh. Please say you're here to break us out.
Misty: Well yeah. Can't let my food rot in a jail cell.
Ash: Thanks Mist!
Misty: Also what's your favorite condiment?
Ash: Uh. Mustard I guess. Why?
Misty: No reason.
Pikachu: So how are you gonna get us out?
Misty: The only way I know how.
Pikachu: You're gonna eat us out?
Misty: Yes I'm gonna way you out.
*Misty begins chewing*
Ash: Mist. Do you eve get constipated?
Misty: Yes actually. All the time.
Pikachu: This conversation isn't needed.
Misty: That's why I have the special yogurt.
Ash: And what does it do?
Pikachu: Ash seriously.
Misty: Helps me go poop! You should feed it to me sometime.
Ash: I mean anything to help a friend.
Pikachu: You two are really disgusting. Like I can't.
*Misty finishes eating the iron bars*
Pikachu: Sweet we're free. Alright Ash, back to the gym.
Ash: But Pikachu, we cant beat Brock. He's superhuman.
Pikachu: Hmm. He seemed to like fanfiction. Yeah. All we have to do is give hm some fanfiction to read!
Ash: I can't read.
Misty: I can't write.
Pikachu: Perfect! You two work together. Misty no eating Ash at any time.
Misty: You're no fun.
Pikachu: I got a date in 10 minutes so yeah cya.
Ash: Pikachu, I didn't know you were the settling down with a family type
Pikachu: Oh no I'm not. I'm taking all her money and leaving her with the kids.
Ash: Oh uh. Uhm.
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