Haha! Bet you thought I was gone! Dead! Non-existent! But no! I liiiiiiiiveeee!!!!
I should be doing HW rn... but i'm still a procrastinator. smh me.
Gen 8 anime looking nice too.
(this episode is by far the worst. it's not even funny.)
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Ash: Ah. Cerulean City.
Brock: Ash you skipped all the middle adventures. Like Caterpie's evolution and stuff man. That's important to the story.
Misty: Yea. Pikachu's supposed to do all the skipping...
Ash: Listen. It's been months and I've forgotten my character traits. Ok? OK?!
Pikachu: Alright time to shoot some heads and get the badge.
Misty: Can we stop at gamestop though?
Pikachu: Why?
Misty: Cause Sword and Shield came out. I wanna play.
Pikachu: Don't waste your money on that trash.
Ash: It doesn't look that bad...
Pikachu: Shut up your opinion is invalid.
Ash: You're very abusive.
Pikachu: Ok boomer.
Brock: So, who's the gym leader of the gym?
Ash: You don't know? Aren't you a gym leader?
Brock: Yea but why should I care about others when the only thing that matter is me.
Ash: Ya know I'm happy that others opinions don't change who you are, but I'm the main character so the only thing that matters is me.
Pikachu: Can you shut your trap before I get the belt you useless waste of life!
Pokemon Center // 2 hours later
Misty: Pikachu's being pretty abusive huh?
Ash: Yea. It's been more apparent lately.
Misty: Maybe he really just wants to speedrun this anime.
Ash: Yea but it's not even episode 10.
Misty: Hm...
-silence-
Misty: Ash.
Ash: Yea?
Misty: I wanna eat you.
Ash: I know that already Misty.
Misty: No like really eat you.
Ash: I also know that Misty.
Misty: No you don't. You don't know what type of eat I mean.
Ash: There's more than 1 type of eat? Dang.
Misty: No, Ash I- how do I explain this.
Ash: You explain it. Duh.
Misty: Gosh you can be so delicious at times.
Ash: I know, my mom called me a snack before.
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