Previously on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters:
Gary: Dam why so early.
D. Pikachu: Yeesh finally. Area 51, here we come. Ash, let's get moving
Ash: Nuh uh
D. Pikachu: Huh?
Misty: We all gotta get ready for the trip.
D. Pikachu: Wait, EVERYONE'S GOING?!
May: What dd you expect. It's a big arc, everybody has to be here.
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SM Ash: This isn't the Pokemon School...
Ash: Ey! SM Ash! Why are you here?
SM Ash: I don't even know, one minute I was battle Hau in the Alolan League and-
Ash: Did you say ALOLAN LEAGUE! I BEG DON'T LOSE!
SM Ash: But I just wanna have fun with my friends-
Ash: NO
Paul: NO
XY Ash: NO
Misty: NO
Misty: Wait. Why is this Ash so cool?
XY Ash: Cause I'm the best Ash.
DP Ash: Ahem...
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D. Pikachu: FOCUS! Our universes are colliding together! This is obviously Pikachu's doing! We gotta go now!
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D. Pikachu: Okay. I'm sick of this. Ash grab a few friends and come with me.
Ash: I have been given the most difficult task... Who gets character development?? Let's just pull some asspull characters. Tobias, Hau, and Lillie.
Lillie: Wait why me? I have TONS of character development.
Ash: That's kinda the problem. You have too much character development.
Lillie: Says the boy who has had screen time for over 1000 episodes.
Ash: Thing is, I never change cause I'm the main character!
D. Pikachu: Lets get moving!
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D. Pikachu: We're finally here. Now let's proceed slowly and-
Hau: I'M GONNA GO FIND SWORD AND SHIELD!
Ash: MY INCOGNITO HISTORY!
Tobias: Don't mind me, just gonna find new Eeveelutions. I know they're here...
Lillie: Not to be rude but I just don't like you so. I'm just gonna...follow Ash.
D. Pikachu: I really hate this writer.
Ace (me): Feelings mutual rat.
Now on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters:
5:21 PM - AREA 51, NEVADA
Ash: Ugh we've been searching for hours but I still haven't found my incognito history.
D. Pikachu: What, that's what you've been doing this whole time?! Have you forgotten about Pikachu?!
Lillie: No one cares about Pikachu.
Hau: Guys... I can feel the Gen 8. They're here somewhere...
Tobias: Screw Gen 8.
Hau: Excuse me?!
Tobias: #bringbacknationald-
Ace (me): If you finish that sentence I will slit your throat.
Tobias: ... So how about Marnie?
Hau: Love her.
Lillie: Too bad Rule 34 already got to her.
Ash: Oof. They're fast aren't they.
D. Pikachu: Seriously people! Pikachu is doing something big! Our universes are overlapping and will eventually tear apart! So come one and-
Hau: OH MAH GOSH! GUYS!
*Everyone came running to Hau*
Tobias: What is it?!
Hau: So, good news, found Sword and Shield... bad news...
*The 5 were put at gunpoint*
Hau: That's the bad news...
Sonia: We're so sorry, we're gonna have to see your official Game Freak ID's.
Ash: Hey! I'm Ash Ketchum. Ya know how much money I've made for this company?! Millions!
Nessa: That is true.
Gloria: But you disappoint the fans in every series!
Ash: Oh look who's talking Ms. NoNationalD-
Ace (me): Like I said. Your throat.
Hop: No need for the hostility guys... We're all Pokemon characters right?
Hau: See. I like this guy. He's cool.
Hop: Hey man same too you.
Hau: Respect.
Hop: Respect.
Bea: But...the game.
Bede: Screw the game. You all suck anyway.
Lillie: Ya know, I think Paul will like you.
Marnie: Eh.
Tobias: And I like you.
Hau: Listen, can we just get a picture with you guys? We'll leave afterwards!
Milo: Hmm I don't know.
Ash: Hey, I'll get you guys a spot in the book. You'll get better chapters than the Alolan people.
Lillie: I feel really hurt about that Ash.
Victor: You know that's not much of an offer.
Ace (me): And what are you implying about my book??
Hau: I'll buy 64 copies of both Sword and Shield, regardless of how bad it may turn out.
Sonia: Finally a real offer. Well if you stick to that promise, you're free to roam around.
Ash: Sweet! Back on the incognito search.
D. Pikachu: You guys are hopeless. Have any of you Galarian people seen a Pikachu?
