Pokémon + Guns

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Note: Intense Cussing here. If you can not handle that or too young. I suggest moving to the next chapter.

Zack: Oh shit.

Lillie: This book is a officially M rated.

Ash: GUYS! Turn on the TV right now!

TV: There are reports that the Pokemon that in were in the recently caught night club have escaped prison. Viewers are advised to stay in their houses because the Pokemon have stolen the gun supply. Now to talk about something more important. Teletubbies.

Zack: Turn off the TV.

Lillie: So the Pokemon they caught in the last chapter are back with guns?!

Ash: Basically.

Pikachu suddenly breaks through the wall.

Pikachu: Get ready to eat my shit!

Pikachu: Get ready to eat my shit!

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Ash: RUNNNN

Pikachu: You're not going anywhere, bitch!

More Pokemon break through the walls.

More Pokemon break through the walls

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Zack: Okay guys. Can we use the doors for now on. I mean I have to pay for this stuff.

Rowlet: You gonna die today.

Lillie: Well it's over now.

Ash: Not yet.

*Ash gets out his own gun*

Ash: Got this from that banned episode in the anime.

Zack: Oh. That's cool.

Ash: Got some for you guys too.

Zack: Awesome.

Lillie: Is this legal?

Ash: I don't care!

So then there was this big brawl with guns and the humans won.

Ash, Zack, Lillie: Yippee!

Pikachu: You haven't won yet.

Pikachu: You haven't won yet

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Ash: Fuck.

Pikachu: Prepare to die.

Lillie: What do we do?

Ash: I have an idea.

Ash got out a Pokeball with a thunderbolt on it.

Pikachu: Wait...

Ash: In the Pokeball.

Pikachu: Come on. We can talk this out, right.

Ash: No.

Ash put Pikachu in it's Pokeball.

Ash: This battle is over.

Lillie: What a chapter.

Zack: Yeah. Well bye everyone.

Everyone goes their different ways.

Announcer: Bye

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