Paramore Conspiracy Theories

The "Friends" That Stuck Together

Please don't hate me for this..... Also HAPPY NEW YEARS!

So I thought I would give you all an end of the year gift in the form of a new conspiracy, and spoiler alert I don't know how long this is gonna be so.....anyways lets get started!

This is a conspiracy that I have done my own research on, and to be honest I kind of believe it. This is the conspiracy that the group of friends we know as Paramore, might not be friends after all. This conspiracy itself states that Paramore's close friendship might just be an act to seem more relatable to fans or sell records and merch. 

The first piece of evidence is that you don't generally see all the members together, unless it's a Paramore event or is going to be posted to Paramore social media. Thinking on this one it all seems to make sense. Paramore do live-streams (well, used to D':) concerts, signings, meet and greets, and all kinds of promotional Paramore events as a group, however, if you look at individual sightings and social media accounts the members never seem to be together. Hayley Williams is know for being kind of a tweet-aholic, however, if you search through her tweets you will rarely find pictures of her and other pmore members just chillin'. If there is, "Paramore" is always used is the tweet, tumblr post, or whatever she's uploading. This suggests that the members never spend time together outside of recording and promoting, and aren't friends supposed to hang out?

The second piece of evidence is, of course, Paramore's constant line up changes. Currently, Paramore has gone through 8 lineup changes, here's a list:

1.) Hayley, Zac, Jeremy, Josh, Jason

2.) Hayley, Zac, Josh, Jason 

3.) Hayley, Zac, Josh, Jason, John(Hembree)

4.) Hayley, Zac, Josh, Jeremy, Hunter(Lamb) 

5.) Hayley, Zac, Josh, Jeremy

6.) Hayley, Jeremy, Taylor, Josh, Zac

7.) Hayley, Jeremy, Taylor

8.) Hayley, Taylor 

This piece of evidence basically states that there is no way that they could possibly go through this many changes if they were all as close and bonded as they claim. Mostly it points at the last three lineup changes, where we as fans have clearly been told everything is okay, only to have a sudden lineup change thrown in our face, and with the latest lineup change being completely understated and unexplained. With the Farro's departure, Hayley also clearly stated that they had to go to group therapy to try and repair their broken friendship, which didn't work and partly contributed to the Farro's leaving. Personally, I think that this one is kind of shaky since its based on lineup changes alone, but you guys can judge for yourselves. 

So that's that conspiracy. As always, I'll let you guys be the judge on whether or not you think this is possibley true. And remember, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, IT'S JUST FOR FUNZIES!

Thanks very much for reading! And happy New Years to all you gorgeous people! - H