Citrine: this has gotta be good!
Lapis: a Lapidot Lemon?
Peridot: is it another lemon challenge or what? Do we have to eat more lemons?!
Y.D: yes! Make them eat lemons! I've herd that their really sour
Citrine: I wish but no. You have to read this *gives them iPad*
Lapis: ah, yes! Another story to be read with this giant phone.
Peridot: it's an iPad Lapis, now let's get reading!
Y.D: wait, a lemon? Like a story lemon? Man, these guys are gonna freak!
---a few minutes later---
Lapis: *blushes* what kind I story was that?!Peridot: *blushes* I don't know! *looks at Citrine* better have a good exclamation for this!!
Citrine: *holds in laugh* you should see your faces right now, and it's a lemon! I thought Peridot would know this, but I guess she's not that smart!
Y.D: 3,2,1...
Peridot: *gets up and grabs Citrine's neck* how dare you!
Lapis: Peri! Stop!
Citrine: *tries to get out of Peridot's grasp* let go of me you green space Dorito!
Y.D: told ya *walks out room*
Peridot: *drops Citrine* I'm getting out of here! *storms out door*
Lapis: Citrine! Are you okay?
Citrine: yes...I'm okay. I was okay the entire time, you do know gems don't need air right?
Lapis: okay, just making sure and i know. I'm gonna go talk to Peridot, then I'm talking to you about that story!
Citrine: okay! Now, moving on! See y'all next chapter! Or part, now I need to check in the Gemlings! All of them cuz Lapis and Peridot are horrible parents!

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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...