Citrine: okay! Peridot, you can take a break today...you sleep if you want.
Peridot: really?! Awesome! Il be in the other room if you need me!
Lapis: wait, why does she get break?
Citrine: *whispers* cuz we're gonna take her fingers, and put them in a pickle jar.
Peridot: what?
Citrine: nothing...Lapis, come here.
Lapis: um, okay....
Peridot: *walks out*
Citrine: okay, we are going to take Peridot's fingers again and (accidentally) put them in a pickle jar, then Amethyst could go and eat them. Let's see how much she likes them.
Lapis: okay! I'll get her fingers and you get Amethyst and the pickle jar! Go!
---20 minuets later---
Amethyst: so why'd you guys bring me here?
Citrine: *puts Peridot's fingers in jar* because you get to eat...pickles!
Lapis: yes...I'm gonna go check on Peridot!
Amethyst: nice! *grabs jar* I get to eat all of them?
Citrine: go ahead!
Amethyst: awesome! *dumps all pickles in mouth*
Lapis: she's okay! Oh, your already eating the pickles? Anything taste different?
Amethyst: some of them are harder that the others...
Citrine: I'm going to wake up Peridot, you coming Lapis?
Lapis: yep!
---in the other room---
Citrine: sleeping so peacefully...*grabs pan and skillet* WAKE UP!!
Peridot: *wakes up* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Citrine: your breaks over. *puts pan and skillet away* it's time to wake up!
Peridot: just wait till I get my hands on you! Wait...where are my fingers? WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO THEM?!?!
Lapis: why don't you go out there and find out?
Peridot: I swear if you guys did something to them...I'll put you in the escape pod and send both of you into outer space!
Citrine: how? You don't have the fingers to do that! And why would you do that to Lapis?
Lapis: yea!
Peridot: eh...sorry...
Lapis: it's okay. Anyways...
Citrine: mov-
Amethyst: what are these? *holding Peridot's fingers*
Peridot: *raises hands*
Amethyst: *runs out*
Peridot: get back here!
Citrine: okay...moving on!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
