Ask Peridot and Lapis

Cooking for my bae!

Citrine: okay...Peridot, you have to cook for Lapis. Amazing! Lapis, tell me what you want Peridot to cook and I'll tell her to cook it!

Lapis: yay!

Peridot: oh god...you know I'm not really a good baker or cooker...

Citrine: don't worry! I'll help you! *glares*

Lapis: uh...okay!

Citrine: so what do you want to have?

Lapis: I want a cookie pie!

Citrine: um...okay! So it's a pie made from cookies...AMAZING!!

Peridot: let's go bake some cookie dough and put it in a pie pan! *walks into kitchen*

Citrine: yes...I can wait to see this fail.

Lapis: Citrine!

Citrine: yes?

Lapis: make sure she doesn't blow up the oven, cuz I don't think we have enough money for another one. Depending on the other distraction we've caused in beach city.

Citrine: yea...I'll make sure she doesn't, or I'll try my best. *runs into kitchen*

Peridot: okay! How do we make cookie dough?

Citrine: why don't you look in the book and find out?

Peridot: oh! I found it!

Citrine: you know what? I'm gonna bake this while you do whatever you need to do on your finger-pad thing, okay?

Peridot: okay ma'am...

Citrine: I haven't herd you say that in a long time. The only person you would say that to would be Yellow Diamond.

Peridot: well your acting like her right now so...

Citrine: just go sit down!

Peridot: fine...*sits down on chair* what do I have to do?

Citrine: *getting frustrated* I said you could mess with your finger-pad thing while I'm doing this!

Peridot: shut up! Lapis might here you! I don't want her to know that your cooking and I'm not!

Citrine: then why don't you help me?

Peridot: because you said-

Citrine: who cares what I said?! Get up here and help me bake this thing! I've already got the dough and chocolate chips, now all you have to do is pour it in and sprinkle the chips on. Is it that hard?

Peridot: no. Move it! Give me some space!

Citrine: space to do what? Blow up the oven?

Peridot: just because I did that once, doesn't mean I'll do it again!
---one hour later---
Citrine: then why don't you go back up to Yellow Diamond and whine to her about me being so annoying?!

Peridot: because I don't have that much power to go back up!

Citrine: at least we finished the pie and gave it to Lapis before it burnt. Can I go rest now?

Peridot: wait, we gave Lapis the pie?

Citrine: how stupid are you?! You were able to fix Greg's van but your dumb enough to not remember the pie?!

Peridot: well I'm sorry but I don't have to deal with you anymore! Bye!

Citrine: thank god she's gone...anyways, moving on!