Citrine: alright! This one is going to be better than the last one! Peridot...anyways, Lapis! You get revenge on Pearl!
Lapis: yay! What can I do?
Peridot: wait! Why her? I didn't get my revenge!
Citrine: yes you did! You don't remember when you forcefully pounded me into the ground?! Or when you put me in an escape pod and sent me flyin' everywhere?!
Peridot: that was funny...
Lapis: yea...what do I have to do though?
Citrine you have to drain all the water from Pearl's room and put it in your gem. I think that's what you have to do but just hide the water.
Lapis: okay! *runs out*
Peridot: wait up!
Citrine: let's go! *grabs Peridot and runs out*
---in the Temple---
Citrine: okay...how do we get in?
Garnet: what are you guys doing?
Peridot: we are trying to get into the Temple so we can-
Lapis: *pushes Peridot out of way* we want to check on Pearl.
Garnet: okay. *opens the Temple door*
Citrine: *jaw wide open* wait, your just gonna let us in?
Garnet: yes, Pearl hasn't been doing well since...the last dare you made Peridot and Lapis do.
Citrine: oh...well I'm sorry. I wasn't the one who requested it.
Garnet: it's okay...it wasn't about the...make out session it was about Steven.
Peridot: c'mon!
Citrine: I'm sorry, but I have to go. Tell me later! Woah!
---in Pearl!s Room---
Lapis: is Pearl in here?
Peridot: I don't know...
Citrine: PEARL!!
*silence*
Peridot: nope! Let's get down to business!
Lapis: *starts draining water* get back guys!
Citrine: Peridot can fly and I have my own wings. I'm sure we'll be fine!
Peridot: wait, how did you know I could fly?
Citrine: I've seen you flying before. You were running from these gems.
Peridot: oh...so you were the other gem that was flying. Wow...I'm surprised you weren't caught!
Citrine: yep! I never got caught! Unless it's by Yellow Diamond...
Peridot: yea...
Lapis: *finishes draining water* I'm done! Where do I put this water now?
Citrine: wow...there's nothing here!
Peridot: I can't wait to see Pearl's expression!
---a few moments later---
Pearl: *walks in room*
All: *try to hold in laugh*
Pearl: *eyes and mouth wide open*
Citrine: *whispers* da face!
Peridot: *whispers* I know!
Pearl: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?!?!
Lapis: I drained the water!
Peridot and Citrine: LAPIS!!!
Pearl: YOU DID WHAT?!?!
Citrine: RUN!!
Peridot: *runs out if room* Citrine! Lapis! C'mon!
Citrine: Lapis! Let's get outta here!!
Pearl: *storms over to Lapis and Citrine*
Citrine: I'm out!
Lapis: wait-
Peridot: Lapis!
Pearl: oh no you don't! You are gonna put all the water back in my room! NOW!!
Lapis: okay! Geez! Let me go!
Peridot: yea! Let her go!
Citrine: aww! Someone's getting protective around here!
Peridot: *blushes* shut your mouth! Do you want me to put you in the escape pod again?!
Citrine: nope!
Lapis: *puts water back in Pearl's room* there! You happy now?
Pearl: yes...
Peridot: *grabs Lapis's arm* let's go!
Citrine: moving on!
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Ask Peridot and Lapis
RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
