Me: um...Peridot? I don't think you'll like this one...
Peridot: what is it? ....a giraffe? What is that?
Me: *shows Peridot pic of a giraffe*
Peridot: um...I don't think that's possible...
Lapis: anything is possible!
Me: here you go!
Giraffe: *makes giraffe sound*
Peridot: yea...I'm not eating that...it's too big...
Lapis: how about a baby one?
Peridot: how small?
Me: *brings in baby giraffe* here you go!
Peridot: how am I supposed to eat that? Cut it open?
Me: *hands Peridot a knife*
Peridot: awesome...*knocks out baby and starts to cut* bla! This is so gross!
Lapis: I'm out!
Peridot: *picks up a piece* do I have to?
Me: yes...now hurry up! I don't want to cry while I'm watching this...
Peridot: *takes a small bite* I blame the person that made me do this! *runs out of room and to the bathroom*
Me: well that was disturbing...at least she did it...I'll clean the bathroom after she's done puking...NEXT QUESTION!
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Ask Peridot and Lapis
RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
