Citrine: okay...ha! Lemons!
Peridot: lemons? Is it some kind of challenge? Cuz if it is, I'm out!
Lapis: lemons?
Citrine: yes! Lemons! And it is a challenge and you can't back out! How many times have I told you that?
Peridot: I don't know but I'm not doing this! These lemons are sour!
Citrine: how about we make this fair. You guys are gonna play 'Call of Duty Ghosts' whoever gets killed first has to eat one lemon, at least until the bowl is gone. There is twelve lemons on here. Here you go!
Peridot: I'm gonna beat your little blue butt! I am master at this game!
Lapis: you taught me how to play this! I'm sure it's not that hard! Since your playing...
Citrine: okay! How about you fight over the game instead?
Peridot: *mimics* how about you fight over the game instead? Well we are supposed to play the game!
Citrine: then play it! How hard is that?
---end of fight---
Peridot: fine! But you have to eat one too!
Citrine: *pretends to choke Peridot* fine! Now play the game!
Lapis: *sleeping*
Peridot: Lapis!
Lapis: wha? Oh! Sorry! I must have fallen asleep over you guys fighting...
Peridot: yea...
---After The First Death---
Lapis: ha! Not so easy now is it?
Peridot: you got lucky! I only let you win!
Lapis: would it bother you if I asked why?
Peridot: *blushes* just because...*grabs a lemon*
Lapis: okay...
Peridot: *takes bite of lemon* wow! That is really sour!
---After The Next Three Deaths---
Peridot: ha! I finally beat you!
Lapis: that's because SOMEONE wouldn't stop bothering me!
Citrine: sorry...
Lapis: okay...*grabs a lemon*
Peridot: *punches Citrine on arm*
Citrine: hey! I was just poking her...and why are you acting so protective now? It's not like you...*inhale* my god!
Peridot: *blushes* what? No! I just...don't like it when people are mean to her...t-that's all!
Lapis: *blushes* wow...these lemons are sour! And I'm talking about these lemons...
Peridot: okay! Let's get back to the game!
---The Next Eight Deaths---
Peridot: yes! Seconded time I beat you! I am the master at this! *stands in heroic position*
Lapis: that was the second time! And this is the last lemon! *grabs lemon*
Citrine: Peridot...you never really answered my question...
Peridot: *walks out of room*
Citrine: okay...just know there's something up with that gem...
Lapis: this lemon isn't sour! It's sweet!
Citrine: wait what? That's because it's an orange! Peridot!
Lapis: okay...since Citrine isn't here to do this ill do it. Moving on!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
