LAPIS LAZOOMER BOOBIE

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Citrine: okay! Now, Peridot!

Peridot: what?

Citrine: this is your dare, come with me outside.

Lapis: it's Peri's dare that's for me.

Citrine: yes. Let's go! *walks out of room*

Peridot: *follows* now what's the dare?

Citrine: you have to scream at the top of your lungs: 'Lapis Lazoomer Boobie'

Peridot: is that Lapis's full name?

Citrine: I don't know. People say it is though. *walks inside*

Peridot: *follows*

Citrine: Lapis, you might wanna plug your ears for a sec.

Lapis: wh-

Peridot: *inhale* LAPIS LAZOOMER BOOBIE!!

Citrine: ....that's why.

Lapis: *blushes* what did you call me?

Citrine: 'Lapis Lazoomer Boobie'

Peridot: it's the dare.

Lapis: oh, well I'm gonna go lay down.

Peridot: I'll go too.

Citrine: okay. Moving on!

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