Citrine: okay! Now, Peridot!
Peridot: what?
Citrine: this is your dare, come with me outside.
Lapis: it's Peri's dare that's for me.
Citrine: yes. Let's go! *walks out of room*
Peridot: *follows* now what's the dare?
Citrine: you have to scream at the top of your lungs: 'Lapis Lazoomer Boobie'
Peridot: is that Lapis's full name?
Citrine: I don't know. People say it is though. *walks inside*
Peridot: *follows*
Citrine: Lapis, you might wanna plug your ears for a sec.
Lapis: wh-
Peridot: *inhale* LAPIS LAZOOMER BOOBIE!!
Citrine: ....that's why.
Lapis: *blushes* what did you call me?
Citrine: 'Lapis Lazoomer Boobie'
Peridot: it's the dare.
Lapis: oh, well I'm gonna go lay down.
Peridot: I'll go too.
Citrine: okay. Moving on!

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