Peridot: okay...so so me and Jasper have to eat...'Cheetos and Doritos?' Man these guys have weird dares for us...
Me: so call Jasper in...
Lapis: Jasper! Get in here! We need you to eat Chee-
Peridot: *covers Lapis's mouth* we need you to get in here!
Me: well you could have went out and asked...
Jasper: what do you guys want?
Me: want you to eat Chee-
Peridot: *cover's my mouth* we need you to do a dare.
Jasper: okay...so what's the dare?
Peridot: *grabs Cheeto* here...you have to eat this.
Jasper: what is it?
Peridot: a Cheeto!
Jasper: okay...*takes a small bite*
Lapis: Peri! You have eat a Dorito too!
Peridot: fine...*grabs a Dorito*
Me: Lapis! Grab the camera!
Lapis: *runs out the door*
Peridot: *takes small bite*
Jasper: wow...why did I have to eat that again?
Me: it was a dare and sometimes people call you 'Big Buff Cheeto Puff' or something.
Peridot: and why did I have to eat a Dorito?
Me: *gets irritated* because some people call you 'Green Space Dorito'.
Lapis: *runs back in* did I miss anything?
Me: yes you did, and these guys won't stop whining about what other people call them....blue berry....
Lapis: what?
Me: NEXT QUESTION!!
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