Me: okay...you guys are lucky, Peridot just needs to answer some questions.
Peridot: what? Is it from a HUGE fan of mine?
Me: well yes! There are lots of fans for you guys! Might as well go to Hollywood...
Peridot: I'm famous! *puts on black shades*
Me: okay...first question. What are your opinions of humans?
Peridot: well...they're not how I expected them to be...like hard to understand and not able to do a lot, but humans can accomplish some things.
Me: well thank you! For once...next question. Are they hard to stand?
Peridot: no...not really. I can understand Steven and his friends more than you think I can. He is always talking about this 'Connie' though.
Me: next question. Could you last a week with one?
Peridot: I live with Steven. How hard could it be? It's like your saying this is a challenge or something...wait! No! I'm not gonna stay with a human for a week!
Me: so that's a no. Okay! Moving on people!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
