Citrine: okay! Now that you two are separate now, please sit down.
Peridot: um...okay?
Lapis: why do you want us to sit down?
Citrine: so you don't get tired standing up for an hour.
Peridot: an hour?! What do we do for and hour?!
Citrine: sit down and I'll tell you.
Both: *sits down in chair*
Citrine: *straps Peridot and Lapis to chair*
Peridot: what's with the straps?
Lapis: why are you tying us up?
Citrine: you have to sit here and listen to Nyan Cat for an hour. After, your going to dress like Nyan Cat.
Peridot: who is...
Lapis: Nyan Cat?
Citrine: *plays music* just sit.
---after an hour---
Citrine: *stops music*
Peridot: god that was an annoying cat!
Lapis: so now we have to dress like that cat?
Citrine: yes! It was very annoying and now you have to dress like the cat!
Peridot: how are we supposed to dress up? We're in chairs!
Citrine: *unties Peridot and Lapis* here ya go! *hands outfit*
Lapis: do we have to wear these?
Peridot: are you serious?
Citrine: when am I never serious?
Both: all the time.
Citrine: I stand corrected. Hurry up and change!
---3 minuets later---
Lapis: do we have to do this? I look like a pop-tart!
Citrine: c'mon! Nyan Peridot and Lapis!
Peridot: what's a pop-tart?
Citrine: Steven let me and Lapis have some before we did this dare. Now hurry up and come out!
Both: *walks out*
Peridot: this is weird.
Lapis: I'm gonna have to agree with Peri. Wait, why didn't we just shape-shift to Nyan cat?
Citrine: that would've been easier. Moving on!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
