Citrine: okay! My eye is healed but it felt gross having spit in my eye...I'm okay though. Peridot!
Peridot: what?
Citrine: you have to slap Yellow Diamond!
Peridot: okay! *slaps*
Y.D: hey!
Peridot: it's a dare!
Y.D: is there a rule in the dare that says I can't hurt Peridot?
Citrine: okay wait...nope.
Lapis: don't hurt Peri!
Peridot: oh, so now your worried about me? You've been worried about Citrine most of the time!
Lapis: well she gets hurt more than you do.
Y.D: enough talk! *pops knuckles* I've got a robot to take care of!
Citrine: *scared* which robot?
Y.D: both!
Peridot and Citrine: gah!
Citrine: moving on!

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