Questions. Many.

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Peridot: okay...this one has three questions...for both of us, nice!

Lapis: what are the questions?

Peridot: 1. What are our names? You should know this already. 2. Where do we live? On Homeworld, but we're on 'Earth' right now so...

Lapis: next!

Peridot: okay, okay...3. What do we like to eat? I don't eat anything...

Lapis: she likes donuts! Me too!

Peridot: no I don't! I don't eat ANYTHING!

Lapis: you eat hamburgers, donuts, and fries.

Peridot: Lapis, if you don't shut your mouth right now I'll-

Me: NEXT QUESTION!!

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