Peridot: okay...this one has three questions...for both of us, nice!
Lapis: what are the questions?
Peridot: 1. What are our names? You should know this already. 2. Where do we live? On Homeworld, but we're on 'Earth' right now so...
Lapis: next!
Peridot: okay, okay...3. What do we like to eat? I don't eat anything...
Lapis: she likes donuts! Me too!
Peridot: no I don't! I don't eat ANYTHING!
Lapis: you eat hamburgers, donuts, and fries.
Peridot: Lapis, if you don't shut your mouth right now I'll-
Me: NEXT QUESTION!!

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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...