Me: okay...finally someone wanted you to do this challenge!
Peridot: what challenge is it?
Me: Ghost Chili Pepper Challenge!
Peridot: okay wait...let me look it up...
Lapis: what do you have to do?
Me: you have to eat this pepper whole. You can have water, milk, yogurt, and ice cream.
Lapis: why all the food that can cool your mouth down?
Peridot: because it's the second HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD!! Why do you have to do this?!
Me: hey...I didn't request this...your fans did. Here's your peppers! One pepper is bigger than the other, and one person is bigger than the other.
Peridot: *crouches* Lapis is bigger.
Lapis: Peri! Get up here!
Peridot: fine! My mouth is going to be on fire and it's gonna be your fault! Whoever requested this!
Me: shut up and eat the peppers already!
Both: fine! *picks up and eats the pepper*
Peridot: it's already started! *tries to cool down mouth* give me the water!
Lapis: my god this is hot! Give me the milk!
Peridot: *drinks all the water* The water only makes it worse! *spits out water*
Me: haha! I'd rather eat dairy than water! Haha!
Lapis: the milk helps...
Peridot: then give me the yogurt...!
---A Few Moments Later---
Peridot: now that we ate the pepper...you have to too!
Me: I am not eating that...moving on!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
