Me: above is the episode 'Friend Ship' if you want to watch or spoiled.
Peridot: okay...no, no, no, no, no!
Lapis: I want to see! 'Lapis has to watch the episode 'Friendship to see what Peridot do to the Crystal Gems? Peridot! What did you do?!
Peridot: how about you watch it to find out?
Lapis: I will. But if you did anything to hurt them I'll hurt you.
---After The Episode---
Lapis: Peridot! How dare you try to kill them! Get over here now!
Peridot: well it wasn't my fault they took my foot!
Lapis: before they took your foot you tried to kill them! You even said 'Die, die, die, die, die, die!' Why?
Peridot: that was before I met you and we became friends and a couple.
Me: okay! Calm down Lapis. Peridot, run...if you can! NEXT QUESTION!!
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Ask Peridot and Lapis
RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
