Citrine: okay! I've read all the comments the past hour, you two have made up, and now we have another dare for Peridot. Let's just hope Pearl finally got down from that painting cuz we're gonna need her for this one.
Peridot: why? Are gonna hang her up again?
Lapis: no, we are not going to hang her again...and untie that rope!
Peridot: what? I have it prepared for something special...maybe for revenge!
Citrine: untie. The. Rope. NOW! Okay...Peridot, you are going to learn how to sword fight...
Peridot: WHAT?! I'm not gonna do that!! Nope! I don't want to get poofed! Not again...
Citrine: what do you mean again?
Lapis: it's a long story...
Citrine: a long story eh?
Peridot: if I get poofed, it's your fault! Now who's am I fighting?
Pearl: me. Now let's get to work.
Citrine: wow...how did you know- never mind, let's Peridot!
---2 hours later---
Pearl: now block!
Peridot: ha! I blocked your skinny little butt!
Pearl: no messing around! You need to focus or your gonna get stabbed!
Peridot: fine, hey Lapis! Check this out! Ya! *stabs holo Pearl* boom! I did it!
Pearl: yes, now...it's my turn! *runs up to Peridot*
Peridot: wait! I'm not ready to fight you! *blocks Pearl* wow...I blocked you! Haha! I'm the best sword fighter!
Citrine: just wait for it...*eyes widen* don't wait for it! *covers Lapis's eyes*
Lapis: hey! Let me go!
Pearl: {wait for the perfect moment and...now!}
Peridot: gah! {What happened? Oh no...} *drops sword* Pearl...
Citrine: *eyes and mouth wide open* {what am I gonna tell Lapis?!} uh, we need to go! NOW!!
Lapis: wait! Where are going?
Citrine: away from here!
Pearl: *pulls sword out* this is why you don't mess around...
Peridot: Pearl...then why did you do this?! It's just a good thing I can replace my body parts. I can still be poofed but it will take a lot more damage than that-
Pearl: how's that?
Peridot: what are you trying to do?! Kill me?!
Pearl: no! This is pay back for taping me to Rose's picture!
Peridot: well I'm sorry but it was a da-
Pearl: I don't care if it was a dare or not...I finally got pay backs!
---at Steven's house---
Citrine: {oh my god! Where's Pearl?! I need to talk to her NOW!!}
Lapis: Citrine! What's going on?
Citrine: uh...nothing! It's just...Peridot won't be back in a month...she, went on a trip! Yea! That's it!
Lapis: okay...
Citrine: {she'll figure out sooner or later...} moving on...
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Ask Peridot and Lapis
RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
