Citrine: okay...oh my god!
Peridot: what do we have to do?
Lapis: yea! I want to know!
Citrine: okay...you guys have to smoke weed...here ya go...
Peridot: eh...how?
Citrine: oh yea! I forgot you guys don't really know the Earth ways...here. *lights cigar* I'm kind of scared that you'll be doing this for the rest of you week, month, year, or decade. This is going to be the only time you'll be doing this though...here. *hands both a cigar*
Lapis: why? Is this a bad thing?
Peridot: I don't know...but I'm gonna get this over with!
Lapis: are you sure? Cuz I don't think-
Peridot: *coughs* wow...this- *coughs* this is really not what I expected...
Lapis: are you okay?
Citrine: yes, she's fine. Just needs to get used to it. Now your turn...
Lapis: okay...
Peridot: it really dries your throat. *coughs*
Citrine: yea...are you done?
Peridot: yes...
Lapis: *coughs* it does dry your throat up a bit...
Citrine: yea...moving on!
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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...
