Me: okay...oh god...
Peridot: another challenge?
Me: yes...but this ones like the 3rd worst one there is...
Lapis: what's the challenge?
Me: The Salt and Ice Challenge.
Both: what?!
Peridot: I've herd of that challenge before and Steven said it feels like lava on your arms!
Lapis: okay, I said I would do these challenges so I'm gonna do it!
Peridot: you first!
Me: okay...*sprinkles salt in Lapis's arm* this is going to sting you know that right?
Lapis: yes I'd do...please, let's just get this over with...
Me: *puts ice on top of salt*
Peridot: *turns around and plugs ears*
Lapis: *tries to hold in pain* I...can...do this! No I can't! *throws off ice* oh my god! That freaking stung!
Me: Peridot. Your turn.
Peridot: no! I'm not doing this!
Lapis: look at that burn! Peridot...it's your turn!
Peridot: okay...I just need to calm down for a sec...
Me: *sprinkles salt in Peridot's arm* alright here's the ice...
Lapis: *runs to the bathroom*
Me: *puts ice on top of salt*
Peridot: *breath heavily* my...god...this...stings!
Me: Lapis! Get back in here!
Lapis: no! It's bad enough that I got hurt! I don't want to see Peridot get hurt too...
Peridot: aww! That so nice of you cuz if this weren't for you I wouldn't be doing this right now!! *throws ice off* look at that burn!
Me: mov-
Peridot: oh no you don't! If we do this...you do it too!
Me: nope! Moving on!

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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...