Me: okay...this isn't do bad...just cold.
Peridot: if this one involves ice...I'm not doing it!
Me: it doesn't involve ice...you just have to wear a shirt that is ice cold. He one who holds in the longest win. The loser has to wear it for the rest of the day. Okay? Here are your shirts.
Peridot: I can do this! I have been in the coldest place on this planet.
Lapis: I can do this! The ocean is mostly very cold and not that warm.
Me: ready? Go!
Both: *puts shirt on*
Peridot: I can this! It's getting a little cold now...just a little!
Lapis: not cold at all...a little...
---Two Hours Later---
Peridot: I can't do this anymore! *takes off shirt* oh...wow...it's already melted...Lapis?Lapis: what?
Peridot: your shirt is dry! Does that mean I win?
Me: sorry...I got bored and left...who won?
Peridot: I did! Lapis drained all the water from it and I just took it off.
Me: wait...ha! There is still some water left! Lapis wins!
Peridot: what?! Oh god...
Me: *grabs another frozen shirt* here you go! Moving on!

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RandomPeridot: Hello this is Peridot here with Lapis. We are going to answer questions. You even dare to do stuff. We WILL answer your questions. Lapis: Yes! Yes we will! I love to do this! Especially if it's with my favorite gem, Peridot! Peridot: Okay...