Random Imagines {Requests are OPEN!!}

Texts

I'm doing a variety of texts from bands and tv shows so uh... enjoy I guess 💙💙
~M

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Avenged Sevenfold

Mattie 🕶: hey
Me: hey
Mattie 🕶: guess what I just seen
Me: ???
Mattie 🕶: a couple birds fighting over a donut in the middle of the road
Me: aw that's nice
Mattie 🕶: the birds got run over
Me: ...

Zacky 😍: guess what's on TV
Me: what
Zacky 😍: a Metallica concert
Me: and this involves me because??
Zacky 😍: because I'm inviting you over :)
Me: see ya in a few minutes then 😊

Syn 😝: hOnK
Me: ????
Syn 😝: HoNk HoNk
Me: wtf Brian
Syn 😝: I'm A gOoSe
Me: you're a weirdo
Syn 😝: you're a meanie 😭
Me: but you're MY weirdo 😘
Syn 😝: 😊

Johnny 💍: have you seen Brian lately?
Me: no...
Johnny 💍: that idiot got his arse stuck in a child's chair
Me: do I even wanna know how?
Johnny 💍: I don't even wanna know how
Me: yikes
Johnny 💍: so... can I come over to avoid this situation?
Me: sure... what're the others doing?
Johnny 💍: killing themselves laughing
Me: nice
Johnny 💍: it was funny tho 😂😂

Stallion Duck 😇: GUESS WHAT I JUST SEEN
Me: what is it Jimmy?
Stallion Duck 😇: STALLION DUCKS!!!
Me: um... Jimmy honey, those are geese
Stallion Duck 😇: stallion ducks
Me: geese
Stallion Duck 😇: it sounds cooler to say I chased stallion ducks
Me: True

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My Chemical Romance

Gee 😺: where's Frank
Me: how am I supposed to know
Gee 😺: he's your brother
Me: he's your lover
Gee 😺: ...
Me: ...
Gee 😺: I hate you

Frank 🐶: I'm booooorrrreeeeedddd
Me: so?
Frank 🐶: come hang out with meeeeeee
Me: what're we gonna do?
Frank 🐶: 😉😉
Me: FrAnK nO
Frank 🐶: FrAnK yEs
Me: shut up I'll be there soon
Frank 🐶: video games and movies?
Me: video games and movies.

Mikey 🦄: I just ordered pizza
Me: can I have some?
Mikey 🦄: no
Me: arsehole
Mikey 🦄: jk I'm actually sitting in your driveway
Me: seriously?
Mikey 🦄: open your door
Me: hey
Mikey 🦄: I'm right in front of you
Me: talking is stupid.

Ray 🎸: do you still want guitar lessons?
Me: sure
Ray 🎸: good cause I'm outside your house
Me: wtf Ray you need to knock!
Ray 🎸: sorry. I just wanted to hang out
Me: ... you could've just said so 🙃
Ray 🎸: I just did 🙂
Me: shut up and come in the house

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Supernatural

Dean 💙: hey
Me: hey
Dean 💙: whatcha up to
Me: nothing much. You?
Dean 💙: Sam and I just came home from a hunt
Me: does he need to see my dear sister?
Dean 💙: yeah. He's head over heels
Me: kinda like you are for me ;)
Dean 💙: shut up
Me: you know you love me
Dean 💙: I would love you a lot more if you'd get your annoying self over here 🙃

Moose 😘: sup
Me: sup...?
Moose 😘: could you come over here for a minute?
Me: ...why?
Moose 😘: I want you to meet Deana
Me: who's Deana?
Moose 😘: a witch got a hold of Dean. He's now a female.
Me: oh... my... God.. 😂😂😂😂😂
Moose 😘: shut up. I'm Samantha
Me: Holy crap, now THAT I've got to see
Moose 😘: just get over here
Me: ok. I still love you 🙂
Moose 😘: 😍💙
Me: as a friend... for now
Moose 😘: I'm working on a cure
Me: good, I need my Sammy back :)
Moose 😘: yeah, me too 😂

Omg some of these are so effing cringey. Should I make another one?? I might do one for Twitter and Instagram posts. Please send in some requests!