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POSSIBLE REASONS WHY BTS MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS

POSSIBLE REASONS WHY BTS MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS

Namjoon – He breaks everything... he's too smart the girl can't win an argument... too tall, that's why the girl can't reach him... he loves crabs more than the girl... and he talks about serious things that the girl can't understand.

Seokjin – He's prettier than her... she gave up on his dad jokes... Jin rolls his eyes at her weak fashion sense... he loves food more than the girl... he raps when they bicker... he thinks he's more beautiful than Namjoon's girlfriend.

Yoongi – He doesn't talk to her... he only sleeps on dates... too busy making music... treats Jungkook lamb skewers but not his girl... doesn't like going to beach to swim with the girl nor like walking under the sun... he will sleep Kumamon instead of the girl.

Hoseok – Too loud, will break the girl's eardrum... he's more scared and coward than the girl... he loves Sprite more than the girl... he constantly scream at everything he needs to say... he's too bright when he smile, the girl might get blind.

Jimin – He is always shy... he can't held a good seconds of eye contact... he is sexy af, yet reserved af... his cuteness might kill the girl... he loves Jungkook more than his girlfriend... he will get mad at anyone who's against him from being born in busan first.

Taehyung – He loves Gucci and Yeontan more than anyone... he won't date someone who doesn't like Gucci... he's a savage, once you tell him not to wear this and that he'll do it more... he talks using undefined language... too beautiful, like an art.

Jungkook – He loves banana milk, cereal, video games, camera, white and black shirts, Charlie Puth, Justin Bieber, G.C.F., and girl cosmetics more than his girlfriend... a simple hoe who's awkward with girls... he's more feminine and neat than the girl.

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