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Dispatch VS BTS

Dispatch VS BTS

DISPATCH: We're following Jin now.

JIN: *le walks inside a fancy salon*

DISPATCH: We saw him walking inside a girls' salon! What could he be doing there? Let's find out!

DISPATCH: Is he meeting his girlfriend there? Oh look! We found him kissing someone!

JIN: I really love you, you're so beautiful.

DISPATCH: Nevermind, he's just kissing the mirror.

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DISPATCH: Let's just proceed to Namjoon. This Min Yoongi isn't even going to get out of his cave.

SUGA: *sleeping*

DISPATCH: We started waiting here around 6:00 am, it's noon now! Let's just go, the man wouldn't even wake up!

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DISPATCH: We've found Namjoon walking out their dorm.

DISPATCH: He's texting someone. Oh — wait! He's taking a selca! To whom could've he sent those.

TWT: *RM posted a selca #ILoveArmys*

DISPATCH: Let's just continue. He's going somewhere.

DISPATCH: He's sitting on a bench with a girl!

RM: Hey, are you okay—oh shiiit! I shouldn't have talked to you! Now you're broken!

DISPATCH: Namjoon got slapped and left by the broken girl. Yup, no dating rumors will be spread with this guy, he breaks everything he touches.

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DISPATCH: We're now following Hoseok!

DISPATCH: He entered a store! The man is undeniably dating someone based on his disguise and panicked expression! He's hiding something.

J-HOPE: I hope no one sees me doing this or I'm dead. Our reputation will falter.

DISPATCH: Hoseok is kissing someon—I mean something.

J-HOPE: *le kiss the bottle of Sprite* I miss you baby! I wasn't been able to drink you since we've endorsed Coke. *le cries*

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DISPATCH: Let's just follow Jimin. The hyung lines are weird.

DISPATCH: Wait— Jimin is with Taehyung and they're walking hand in hand! Could it be? Are the 95 liners gay and dating?!

JIMIN: Tae, what if they find out?

TAE: Don't worry, Jimin. I got everything under control.

DISPATCH: Are they talking about their secret relationship? Could the other BTS members not know about this?

JIMIN: Do you think they'll be mad at us?

TAE: Of course not! They'll understand us.

DISPATCH: let's follow them more. I think their relationship will be confirmed soon!

JIMIN: But Taehyung, I grew a few pounds by! My manager will notice!

TAE: Aish! Don't be too scared! Let's just tell them that we forgot about our diet!

JIMIN: Jungkook will kill us! We didn't take him with us!

TAE: Yah! Who's idea is this? You're the one who wanted to sneak out and eat Korean bbq!

JIMIN: See? You're mad at me too!

TAE: Aniyo! Just stop holding my hand, people will think we're gay and a couple quarrelling!

JIMIN: That's just disgusting! Can we just brush our teeth first before going home? Jungkook and Jin can smell everything as long as it's food!

TAE: Yeah, we should. Remember, just keep quiet!

DISPATCH: Should we report this? The 95 liners are going to be dead if their company finds out that they ate during diet.

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DISPATCH: We're tired but let's continue with the last member of BTS. Since the kid is the most silent among them, maybe he's hiding something. *evil laugh*

DISPATCH: He's walking towards the convenient store. Tch, let's just go maybe he's just buying somethi— look at that! He's talking to the cashier girl and winking at her!

DISPATCH: Let's catch him!

JUNGKOOK: Oh! Hyung-nim and Noona? What are you doing here?

DISPATCH: *le found Jungkook standings infront of them* Omg! NO-NOTHING!

JUNGKOOK: *le points at his snack* Please don't tell anyone that I have to flirt with a scary girl just to get this banana milk and cereals for free! I swear I didn't mean it! I forgot my wallet.

DISPATCH: *amazed by Jungkook's cuteness* Yeah...

DISPATCH: But isn't that girl your girlfriend? *still interested*

JUNGKOOK: NO. NO. I'M SCARED OF GIRLS! Bye! *le runs away*

Breaking News by Dispatch;
Bang Sihyuk was found talking to a girl and getting all sweet and lovey dovey near the Big Hit Company.

P.S. We couldn't get anything from BTS, we're sorry. They're too dorky! (_ _ ”)

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