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If BTS were to have new year's resolution;

If BTS were to have new year's resolution;

BANG PD: alright let's start with Namjoon.

RM: I promise to never break things— oh wait! That's too impossible, let me rephrase that. I promise to lessen the things I break this year. I also promise to stop stressing myself over my members— uhm I mean, not become too stressed, because yeah, it's impossible to never get stressed with them.

BTS: YAAAAHH!!!

JIN: My turn! I promise to myself and ARMYs to never let go of my tittle as Mr. Wolrdwide Handsome. Phew! That's a really easy new year's resolution tho! I will forever be handsome anyways. *wink wonk* Oh! Oh! I have another one! I will do more dad jokes and eat more this year—

SUGA: No, you should promise to stop making them and eating too much, you pig!

JIN: Rude.

SUGA: My new year's resolution is... What is even a new year's resolution? Do I need one when it's not even going to happen and I'll probably forget about making one anyway? I'll just sleep more this year!

BANG PD: Just talk and say something.

SUGA: Something.

BANG PD: Let's proceed to J-HOPE.

J-HOPE: On yeah! I promise to drink more Coke than Sprite because BTS is endorsing Coke. I also promised to myself that I won't be scared of snakues anymore and will not screa— AHHH! WHAT IS THAT JIMIN!?!?

JIMIN: A snake. *le wiggling a snakue* I thought you're not afraid and won't scream anymore?

J-HOPE: Not yet!

JIMIN: Well it's my turn now! I promise to never start looking for my hiding jams anymore!

RM: I just saw your jams under the bed.

JIMIN: Really? Where?!

RM: I thought you won't look for them anymore?

JIMIN: Right... And I also promise to never get insecure about my height anymore—

JK: Jimin-ssi the shortest hyung!

JIMIN: Yah! Do you want me to kill you! I am older than you and I am born in Busan first!

V: Whatever you guys. My new year's resolution is to annoy my members more, make Jungkook jealous by hanging out with my Hwarang hyungs and Bogumie. Make Yeontan shit on Yoongi hyung's bed or beanies. Tease Jimin by having such small hands compared to mine, make Namjoon hyung worry for posting videos of me getting drunk and crazy, I'll upload more of Jin hyung's shameless photos and I'll tease ARMYs by telling them that I watch Jungkook exercise half naked everyday.

BANG PD: Do most of those then you're fired!

V: Hihihihihihi.

JK: I have few on my list for my new year's resolution.

JIN: Lol, you're saying it's few when it's mannier than the times I've feed you!

JK: Oh, but you never fed me with anything! I came from Busan at the age of 15 to feed a 20 year old Jin hyung.

JIN: Yah! You punk! I can't even count in my fingers how many times I've treated you!

JK: Shut up y'all! That's why in my new year's resolution I'll stop bickering with Jin hyung and I promise not to hit him or touch his butt anymore, I also promise to never leave my bowl of cereal in their room. I promise to never call Jimin hyung short and make fun of him, I promise to never tell Bang PD that Yoongi hyung ate lamb skewers again during diet and I also promise to never switch underwears with Yoongi hyung anymore. I won't walk into the bathroom while Hobi hyung is using it and won't scream "J-Hooooope, oh yeaaah~". I promise to listen to my leader even if he's just my cute hyung, and I promise to stop making Taehyung hyung call me daddy at nigh— oh shit! I wasn't supposed to say that!

BANG PD: *cough* do you really promised all of those?

JK: Nah. New year's resolution aren't going to happen anyways. Instead I'll make my promises happen worse!

Hbu? What's your new year's resolution?😂

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