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BTS AND THE KILLER

BTS AND THE KILLER

KILLER: *le knocks on the door*

RM: Wait a minute...

KILLER: Yah! Open this door!

RM: I can't!

KILLER: Why?!

RM: I broke the door knob. Can you please call Min Yoongi for me? He has to fix this.

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KILLER: I'm about to kill you.

JIN: YOU CAN'T!

KILLER: How sure are you?

JIN: Try turning on the lights for you to see!

KILLER: *le turns the light on* OMG! WORLDWIDE HANDSOME!

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KILLER:  Open the door!

SUGA: Open it yourself! I'm lazy!

KILLER: I'm a killer! I will kill you!

SUGA: GO THE FUCK AWAY!

KILLER: Not yet.

SUGA: WHY?!

KILLER: Namjoon needs you to fix his knob so I could kill him first.

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KILLER: *le knocks*

J-HOPE: *le opens the door* OH, HI! I'M HOSEOK!

KILLER: *le gets blind* AHHH TOO BRIGHT!

J-HOPE: [ sunshine smile ]

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KILLER: *le knock on Jimin's door*

JIMIN: Who's there?!

KILLER: Open the door!

JIMIN: *le opens the door* Wha— Yah! Who are you!?

KILLER: I'm a killer!

JIMIN: Yah! Yah! Yah! Get out!

KILLER: Wae?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

JIMIN: Get out! Hobi hyung will be mad at me! Look at the mess you made! *le points on the floor* your shoes have mud! Now our floor is dirty! YOU HAVE NO MANNERS MR. KILLER-NIM! You could've atleast remove your shoes!

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KILLER: Yah! Open the door!

V: What?! *le opens the door*

KILLER: *about to stab Taehyung*

V: Omg! Before I die can you please do me a favor!?

KILLER: What?!

V: Please let me wear a my new Gucci outfit first so atleast I will die in a fabulous outfit. And also, once I'm dead please put Yeontan's name in Jungkook's custody. Tell him to make Tan-ah drink milk three times a day, feed him his favourite cookies and always put him beside him on bed. Also, Yeontan doesn't like bad odors so tell Jungkook to always clean his room, play with Yeontan every afternoon and lastly—

KILLER: Just... just stop! I won't kill you! That's too much to remember! I don't even know who Yeontan is!

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KILLER: *le sneaks inside Jungkook's room* Ouch! Ugh! Why are his things scattered on the floor! Ow ow! I think I stepped on something!

JK: Oh, what are you doing? *le walks out of the bathroom with only a towel*

KILLER: *le saw JK'S abs* OMg! Dashboard!

JK: Who are you?

KILLER: *le nervously step towards Jungkook and about to stab him*

JK: *le pulls the killer's knife and pinned the killer on the floor*

KILLER: Yah let go! Why are you so strong?!

JK: Are you kidding me, dude?! I'm the Golden maknae! I do 200 push ups everyday!

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