All About BTS Randomness

•]How do BTS wear clothes for a date?[•

•]How do BTS wear clothes for a date?[•

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NAMJOON: *wearing coat* okay... just one more button then I'm don-- fuck?! I ripped the hem of my coat! Argh~!

STYLIST: Don't you dare make a move or else---

NAMJOON: Or else wha-- dang! I ruined my hair!

STYLIST: I give up!

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JIN: Omg! I love the color pink~! I also love the baby pink tho! I wonder what I should wear? Uhm? Should I wear my Mario shirt too? But--

STYLIST: Jin, you look good in anything.

JIN: Of course I do! I'm even prettier than my date! I am Worldwide Handsome and Bangtan's princess!

STYLIST: ...

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YOONGI: I'm done!

STYLIST: Yoongi! Why are you wearing pajama's?!?!?

YOONGI: I burned my clothes because I don't give a shit about my date! I'm just going to sleep at our date anyways.

STYLIST: Oh well, bultaorune~!

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J-HOPE: *le screams* ALL DONE!

STYLIST: Really? Lemme see--

J-HOPE: IHHH~ GET AWAY! DONT TOUCH MAH FACUE~! You spit is dirtyue waterue~!

STYLIST: J-Hope I need to fix your hair--

J-HOPE: Don't! Get away from me you dirtyue snakue~

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JIMIN: Nooonnnaaa~! Help me! I can't button my shirt properly!

STYLIST: Why not?

JIMIN: Because my abs hurt... They need your touch *le wink*

STYLIST: Omg! Christian Chim Chim! You have a date don't be flirty!

JIMIN: Wae?!?!? But- but! I really can't bottom-

STYLIST: Because that dress shirt is too big for you! You're still a small mochi!

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TAEHYUNG: *le wears Gucci pants* Noona? Where's my Gucci watch? Gucci belt? Gucci shoes and Gucci tie?

STYLIST: Here Taehyung *le gives Gucci stuffs*

TAEHYUNG: Wait! Where's my Gucci perfume?

STYLIST: Here.

TAEHYUNG: Now... Now... I look good. I haven't forget anything right?

STYLIST: No you haven-

TAEHYUNG: WAIT! I forgot my Gucci hair spray-- and oh how was my date? Is she ready?

STYLIST: Finally you're done. Yes, she's waiting.

TAEHYUNG: What is she wearing?

STYLIST: A white dress--

TAEHYUNG: WHAT BRAND?!?!

STYLIST: Forever 21 and--

TAEHYUNG: Shit no! cancel the date! I don't want someone who isn't wearing Gucci! We won't be compatible!

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JUNGKOOK: Argh~! Noona help me with my clothes!

STYLIST: Why? You're big enough!

JUNGKOOK: *le pouts* no! If Jin hyung was here he would definitely help me!

STYLIST: Aish! Jungkook, stop acting like a baby! Your date is waiting!

JUNGKOOK: M-m-my d-d-date?!?!? Yah n-noona, what is she like?

STYLIST: Well she's a pretty girl and--

JUNGKOOK: A girl!?!?!? *flustered*

STYLIST: Yes. Why? What's wrong?

JUNGKOOK: Noona! I'm nervous and scared!

STYLIST: She's waiting now go! *le push JK outside*

JUNGKOOK: *le walk towards his date* hey baby~ *le winks and bit lips*

HIS DATE: *fainted* / *felt attacked*

STYLIST: I thought he was shy? What's this? I'm confused? THE HELL WITH THIS JOB?!?!

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