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•]BTS At Their First Day Being Your Husband[•

•]BTS At Their First Day Being Your Husband[•

Namjoon: Baby, wake up~ you have work.

You: I'm awake joon, I think its you who needs to wake up.

Namjoon: Huh? Why? My work starts at 9:00!

You: Because you need to buy a new bed! How come you broke the bed when--

Namjoon: Oh! I'm sorry. Don't worry I'll try to not break the bed when we do "it" again next time. *le winks*

You: Oh no! You're too rough last night! And you almost broke my leg!

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Jin: Princess~ wake up I cooked breakfast for y-- OH MY GOD!

You: Huh?! Why Jin?! Why?!

Jin: Why the f- are you wearing that?

You: You don't like my lingerie? *le pouts* don't I look sexy?

Jin: You look sexy, *le whispered* I could just have you for breakfast... *lip bites* BUT!

You: But what?

Jin: I don't like the color of purple. Next time wear pink okieee~?

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You: Hun, wake up!

Yoongi: No~ 5 more minutes.

You: But its afternoon!

Yoongi: Hun, I'm recharging my energy... I was so tired last night.

You: *blush* But why are you recharging?

Yoongi: So that I'll have a lot of energy again later night *le wiggles brows*

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Hoseok: SWEETIE WAKE UP~!!! IT'S MORNING ALREADY!!!

You: Aish! Yah! Stop screaming! It's too early in the morning!

Hoseok: At least I scream only in the morning and not at night!

You: What?

Hoseok: What? Did you forget that we got scold last night by the neighbors because you were screaming last night like "ugh! Oppa don't stop!" *le mimics you*

You: Argh! I hate you! *le kicks the J-Hores!*

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Jimin: Hey babe you need to wake up~

You: Why so early?

Jimin: You need to feed our baby.

You: Jimin, are you dreaming? We don't have a baby yet!

Jimin: Really we don't? *le smirks* Then let's make babies right now!

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Taehyung: Jagi~ wakey wakey! Our favorite cartoons is playing!

You: Ugh! I'm tired. Go watch it yourself.

Taehyung: But the aliens on TV are cute~

You: Yeah... yeah... *le go backs to sleep*

Taehyung: You don't wanna come with me? *le kisses your neck* then I'll make you "come" with me instead. Let's make cute tiny aliens jagi~!

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You: Kookie wake up! You have practice!

Jungkook: Don't wanna! *le pouts*

You: Aish! Don't act like a baby now when you almost have your own baby last night!

Jungkook: *le lick lips* then are you going to feed me your breast milk for breakfast, mommy?

Jin: Yah! You kids ain't even allowed to do such things yet!

Jungkook: Aish! Hyung get out of here! I'm already an adult!

Jin: Yah! Jeon Jungkook do you want me to hit you?! Get up and get dressed we have practice! *le walks out*

Jungkook: It's fine babe~ I'll think of you while we practice dancing and while doing hip thrust *le winks at you* I'll think that I'm thrusting "it" to you. *le kisses you*

You: *le died*

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Z: So.. Who's your husband?😂😏😁

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