All About BTS Randomness

•]HOW DO BTS CLEAN THEIR HOUSE?[•

•]HOW DO BTS CLEAN THEIR HOUSE?[•

Namjoon: Hyung I really want to help--

BTS: DON'T!!!

Jin: Stay back. We can handle this.

Namjoon: I'll was the dishes-- I promise I won't *CRASH* oh my god! Hyung I dropped the plates!!!

Yoongi: SHIT! How many did you broke?!?!?

Namjoon: 12 plates *le looks down*

Jungkook: But hyung... We only have 13 plates at home.

...

Taehyung: *doing the laundry* I know right/well if you really know... Kiss me. What why?/because you love me right!?!

Jimin: Tae, stop talking to yourself while doing the laundry.

Taehyung: I wasn't talking to myself! I'm rehearsing!

Jimin: What are you even rehearsing? We're not actors! we're idols!

Namjoon: Tae, its been 21hrs since you started the laundry, yet you haven't finish one basket yet!!!

...

Jungkook: Hyung!!! I found your Mario shirt!!!

Jin: *Singing while cooking* really where!?!? Yah! JK where?!?!

Jungkook: I threw it away...

Jin: Why?!?!

Jungkook: Because I saw you threw my iron man socks last week! *le stomps away*

Jin: Yah you kid!!! Come back here!!! I'm gonna spank that butt later brat!!!

Jimin: Jin hyung!

Jin: Jimin? Where are you?

Jimin: Here!

Jin: Where!?!?!

Jimin: Aish! Down here!

Jin: Oh! Hi Jimin! Why?

Jimin: I just wanna say I'm done cleaning the dining.

Jin: Oh-- okay good job.

Jimin: What should I do next?

Hoseok: *le screams* You should dust under our beds!

Jimin: Why?

Hoseok: *le screams* because you're the only one who can do that!!!

Jimin: What do you mean hyung?

Hoseok: *le screams* You're the only member whose small enough to fit under our bed!

Jimin: Rude *le pouts*

Hoseok: *le screams* YES BECAU--

Yoongi: Would you fuckin stop shouting!?!?!? I'm tryna sleep here!!!

Jin: Yoongi! You're unfair! We're all cleaning while you were only sleeping!!!

Yoongi: I don't give a shit!

Namjoon: Jin hyung! You're about to burn the food!

Jin: Oh my gosh!

...

1 hour later

Taehyung: Kookie! Where are you?

Jungkook: Wae?

...

Jimin: Jin hyung! Kookie and Tae is playing with the bubbles!

Jin: let them--- OH MY GOSH! THOSE CHILDREN MIGHT SLIP!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!??

Jimin: at the---

Hoseok: OH MY GATTT~ HYUNG THE HOUSE IS BURNING!!!

Jin: But I'm done cooki-- omg! How did-- KIM NAMJOOOOOOON!!!

Namjoon: It wasn't me!!!

Yoongi: its me.

BTS*except VKook*: WAE!?!?!?

Yoongi: Because Namjoon keeps on ruining the things Jimin and Hoseok cleaned, you guys are only making things difficult and you're all too noisy I was sleeping!!!

Jin: You didn't have to bu--

Yoongi: Well... Bultaorune~

...

Namjoon: Wait.. Where's Jungkook and Taehyung?

Jin: Oh my god!!! My childrens!!!

Namjoon: Hyung calm down... We'll just make new ones.

Jin: Screw you!

Taehyung: Yah HYUNGS!!!

Jungkook: Ayo! What's poppin?

Jimin: Where did you two came from?!?!?

Taehyung: We've filmed Run inside our house! Its freaking hot! I saw Namjoon hyungs Ryan stuffs burning!!!

Namjoon: What!?!? And you didn't save them?

Jungkook: We've saved some underwears.

Jin: What for? Why not the Important things first!!!

Jungkook: It is important.

BTS: How is it important!?

Jungkook: We could sell cupcakes with free underwears and start a new life.

BTS: ...

Jimin: Where's Yoongi hyung?

Taehyung: We saw him sleeping in the couch!

BTS: You didn't wake him!?!?

Taehyung: No! Why would we!?!?! Everybody's scared of waking up Yoongi hyung!

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It turned into a calamity hahah nothings been cleaned.😂😂✌

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