HOW TO FIND BTS MEMBERS
JK: Oh no! Namjoon hyung is missing where is he?
JIN: Leave it to me! *le inhales deeply* BTS' Taehyung is on the stage acting crazy aND TALKING IN BROKE ENGRISH!!!
RM: *le suddenly appears* What? WHAT?! WHERE!? WHERE'S TAEHYUNG?! OMG I SWEAR BANG PD WILL SUE US IF WE MESSED UP—
V: Relax hyung, we're just looking for you.
JM: Yah, Jin hyung suddenly went missing!
SG: Aish! I can handle this. . . WAAAHH!!! JUNGKOOK-AH YOU'RE THE HANDSOMEST!
JIN: What?! Who said that?! BIJJ I AM WORLDWIDE HANDSOME! ONLY ME! *le points at Suga* WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! WE'VE BEEN ROOMMATES BUT YOU NAVER CALL ME HANDSOME! IS JUNGKOOK THE NEW WORLDWIDE HANDSOME NOW? HUH? HUH!? *le suddenly raps like jay-z*
JH: You shout too much Jin hyung. . . Now Yoongi is missing!
JM: Why do this keep happening?! RM hyung do something!
RM: Jungkook- ah do something.
JK: *shouting* Friendship is?
SG: *from afar* IRISH BOMB!!!
JK: Did you here that? He's over there!
V: Yeah, except THAT J-HOPE hyung is the new missing member!
JIN: Not again!!!
JM: Lemme do something! *le shoutue* THERE'S A SNAKUE IN THE CROWD!!!
JH: *comes shouting and running coming from the crowd* AHHH WHERE? WHERE? OMG I HATE SNAKUE! SAVE ME! I'M SCARDUEEEEE~!!! *le jumps on Jin*
JIN: You can let go now, the snake isn't real.
RM: Now where is Jimin?!
V: He's finding his jams!
JK: Hyung! Jimin HYUNG WHERE ARE YOU!
JM: Yah! I'm not lost! I'm here!
SG: Where?
JM: Bullshit! Stop teasing me! I'm not even that short!
BTS: *le looks down* OH THERE YOU ARE!
JH: Guys why do we keep losing people!!?
RM: Where's V?!
JIN: I can handle this. . . THERE'S A GUCCI SALE HERE!!!
V: *le suddenly popped up* OH MAH GAWD GUCCIII~
SG: Yah... I think we lost Jungkook too.
RM: HUWAAAT?!
V: Ugh! I know what to do! *le scream* JUNGKOOK OPPA!!!
JK: *le suddenly appears* WHO SAID THAT!? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT YOUR OPPA!!?
Meanwhile. . . A lost ARMY.
BANG PD: Oh look there's BTS!
ARMY: *le teleported to Korea* WHERE?! WHERE ARE THEY!?
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