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[ HOW WILL BTS REACT IF JUNGKOOK HAS A GIRLFRIEND ]

[ HOW WILL BTS REACT IF JUNGKOOK HAS A GIRLFRIEND ]

JK: Hyung.

JIN: Mm? *cooking dinner*

JK: I need to tell you something.

JIN: Ok, go on. I'm listening.

JK: I have a girlfriend.

JIN: Oh, I thought you cursed again. That's alright to have a girl— HUWAT?!?! DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! JEON JUNGKOOK YOU FETUS! LEMME FINISH COOKING AND AFTER THAT, IMMA HIT YOUR ASS WITH MY FAVOURITE PINK FRYING PAN!—

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JK: Hyung.

SG: I'm sleeping, go away!

JK: I need to tell you something.

SG: I said, go away.

JK: I have a girlfriend.

SG: *suddenly jolts up and glares at JK* I'm telling Jin. *about to stand up but lays down again* maybe tomorrow coz I'm still sleeping.

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JK: Hyung.

JH: YES!? *screaming*

JK: Please be silent, I need to tell you something.

JH: OMG! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE PREGNANT! I'M NOT READY TO BE AN UNCLE!!! JIN—

JK: YAH SHUT UP HYUNG! it's not that! I—I...have a girlfriend.

JH: OH MY GOD, MY HEART IS— OH MY GOD! *held his chest in a dramatic way* YOU HAVE A SNAKUE!

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JK: Hyung.

RM: Yes? *writing lyrics*

JK: I need to tell you something.

RM: Make it fast I'm busy.

JK: Well, I have. . .a girlfriend.

RM: *stopped writing and glared at JK* Well son, did you hit that pussy like she never ever felt before?

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JM: Jungkook-ah!

JK: What?

JM: Don't you have something to tell me?

JK: What? No. I don't think so.

JM: *widened his eyes* But you told the hyungs. . . You said you have—

JK: I don't need to tell you and you don't have to know.

JM: *pouting* Why~???

JK: Because you gossip so fast and you got no jams.

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JK: Hyung.

V: What? You got something to tell me? *playing video games*

JK: Yes. How did you know?

V: You have yourself a girlfriend?

JK: Yes, how did—

V: Damn you! Leave me alone, you traitor! I thought you loved me, I guess my gucci love isn't something you deserve!

JK: When will I get a normal reaction? -__-

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