All About BTS Randomness

BTS INTRODUCING THEMSELVES IN CLASS;

BTS INTRODUCING THEMSELVES IN CLASS;

TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

JK: He-He-Hello! I— I'm Jeongguk. I— umh..  I, well I...

TEACHER: Is there something wrong, baby?

JK: B-B-b-babyyyy...?!

TEACHER: Yes, what's wrong?

JK: *le glance at his female classmates and teacher* J-J-Jin Hy-Hyuuuung! Uwaaah! Take me home!

TEACHER: Who are you kidding, you showed abs on the BBMA!

JK: Oh... That? He he he he he! *Le nervously chuckles/ peaking inside his shirt to see if abs are ready*

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

V: Nyeong-an! I'm Kim Taehyung! You can call me Bwi! Let's all be friends because I love Friendship!

CLASSMATE: Can I ask something?

V: Oh sure!

CLASSMATE: What are the qualifications to be your friend? You look really fancy.

V: Oh, everyone can be my friend!

CLASSMATE: Really?!

V: Yes. As long as you can afford Gucci.

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

JIMIN: Hi everyone! I'm Jimin!

CLASSMATE: Waah! You're so cute like a mochi!

JIMIN: Really?! *Le suddenly lifts shirts up and did a hip trust and body roll*

CLASSMATE: Oh my f—asddfghjkl!!! NOW I HAVE TRUST ISSUE!

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

J-HOPE: HELLO! MY NAME IS JUNG HOSEOK! I'M YOUR ANGEL IM YOUR HOPE IM J-HOPE *le does sound effects*

TEACHER: *covering ears* Okay that's enough. You don't have to shou—

J-HOPE: BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! I STILL NEED TO SAY—

TEACHER FROM CLASSROOM 2: Keep it down! We're discussing!

J-HOPE:  *le saw the teacher with a drink* OMG! I LOVE SPRITE! but I hate you, you look like a snakue!

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

SUGA: I'm Yoongi.

TEACHER: Okay, is that all?

SUGA: What fucking else do you want to know?!

TEACHER: Omg! So rude. I will deten—

SUGA: *le smirk* detention me now so I can sleep in the detention room.

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

JIN: Well hello everyone, I am K—

CLASSMATE: OMG! Wolrdwide handsome!

JIN: *pretends to be shock* Oh really. Thanks. I know I am.

TEACHER: Please proceed.

JIN: My name is Kim Se—

CLASSMATE: Pink Princess! So beautiful! You're more beautiful than me!

JIN: *le rolls eyes* I know sweetie, I know.

TEACHER: Let him say his name.

JIN: I'm Kim Seok—

CLASSMATE: KIM SEOKJIN!

JIN: My nickname is—

CLASSMATE: JIN!

JIN: I work at—

CLASSMATE: BigHit!

JIN: My Birthday is—

CLASSMATE: December 4!

TEACHER: Well you could've told me that you know everything about Jin! I wouldn't have wasted my time in telling him to introduce himself!

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TEACHER: Please introduce yourself...

RM: Hi baby, hello, annyeonghasseyo, konichiwa... My name inms RM or Kim Namjoon, you can call me Joon if you want. I used to live at Islan, but now I'm in Seoul as a Kpop idol in a group named BTS or Bangtan Sonyeondan. I am a rapper and a leader with one of the highest IQ in the Kpop industry, speaking of Kpop, you can search us on YouTube and be part of our ARMY a.k.a Adorable Representative MC of the Youth. You don't have to worry about the translation of our music, our ARMY is talented enough to translate it in English. BTW... BTS consist seven members who are; Me as RM the leader, Jin or Kim SeokJin as the visual, Suga or Min Yoongi as a rapper and producer, J-HOPE or Jung Hoseok our lead dancer, Park Jimin our mochi – worldwide cutie guy, V or Kim Taehyung idk what he do but he's a singer and also part of the dance line, and lastly Jungkook or Jeon Jeongguk our muscle pig maknae. And we are BT—

TEACHER: Can you shut up now?! We still have tons of students to present their selves here!!!